Sometimes you just have to laugh.

The Writer’s Rush:
Almost, a distraction.

Do people honestly
Believe that sex
During the temperamental
Period of your partner’s
Month
Is questionable?

That coming into pleasurable contact
With a substance that is present
In all of us
Is some how ‘BLEUURGHHH!’

It is not as if
You have to eat it,
But I suppose if you choose to
It is none of my business

~ Are you having a good time
Over there with your face dripping
The blood of Christ.
(note I don’t use a capital letter)
Well of course you are.
(also note that the creators of Microsoft word:
An organisation that I imagine is rather
Either under the thumb
Or in agreement
With the American Government)
Having a good time
And hurting no on.
For that I have to
Applaud you, but
I won’t be joining
You.



I detract from my point,
Which is easy to do
When you think.
-The more you do it
The faster it gets:
Creation becomes
A necessity
And you
Fly.


If you are scanning this,
I’m probably safe
To suggest that you know where
I’m going:
It’s not difficult stuff.
But, if by chance
You are failing to
Catch even the mildest sense of
Direction of which this
Now seemingly pretentious
Speech is heading
Then I at least have to
thank you
For giving it a go.


And for the record
Every man who likes
To insert a finger
Into his partner’s
Anus wants it as well
But usually a little
Gentler or not so
Much of it.

Any man who doesn’t
Is either homophobic,
Feels proud because the don’t drink
Or loves their country.
Usually
It
Is
All
Three.