I’m scared of the tooth fairy

People often wonder why relationships don’t work
why did my husband, wife, girlfriend, or boyfriend leave me
maybe its cause we’re not honest with each other from the start
could be the teachings we are exposed to at that molding age
mommys and daddys make love cause it’s a beautiful thing
they sit each night in a bubble bath sipping champagne
following a trail of rose petals to the bedroom
really?
I read shit daily about “love making”
“I gazed in her eyes” she “was mesmerized by his nakedness”
bullshit I say
my cocks not sexy and her muff spits blood
it’s time we got real with each other
Nancy down the street likes for me to stick it in her ass
while I pull her hair and scream “ride me bitch”
that’s the truth about why I left you
we all have that beastly gene that drives us like most animals
I want to fuck tonight
not the normal lets lay down after a shower with the lights off
let me tell you how beautiful you are and how wonderful you smell
nope
let’s do it horse style, doggy style, any style, my style
I want to smell your stanky ass when I flip you upside down
hang your lips from it like a catfish on a nail
let’s suck each other’s toes while we smear ourselves in ketchup freak nasty fuck
yes we just met, but I want to be honest with you