Dolly

Oh there you are, you silly little thing!
Why were you hiding there?
I only wanted to play with you
And brush your pretty hair.

Sweet little girl, why are you scared?
I might not have to hurt you.
Quit crying dear, no more tears,
We won't if you don't want to.

Please, oh please, pathetic thing,
You have to quit that screaming.
It doesn't hurt all that bad;
You might even be dreaming.

If you can't stop sweet little one,
This may get unseemly.
I might have to remove your tongue.
If you would only listen to me...

You're such a little doll now!
Who knew what an improvement,
A couple snips can make
When little girls are being imprudent..