imagine

imagine if spiderman never wore a mask
would he still be up for the task?
would Peter Parker still save the world if he was asked
but without the suite how long will the fame last
is he just another crime fighter kicking ass

imagine if beauty and the beast was just a hot girl and a fat guy
do you think that the story would still fly
or will it make little children cry

imagine if the pigs finally decide to get revenge on the big bad wolf
what would they do
do think they would try to blow his house down too
i believe they'll huff and puff
give up and blow the damn thing up

imagine if batman didn't have the bat-mobile
will he arrive on a bicycle with 2 wheels
fighting crime but also delivering everyday drug deals
that makes him a hero in my eyes
yeah wouldn't that be a surprise

imagine if the green stone called kryptonite
actually put superman on a super-high
no wonder...he was to trippy to fly
seeing double
so he couldn't stop that bitch from staying outa trouble

imagine if snow-white and the seven dwarfs
were actually in it to make porn
i mean 7 guys and one girly
...wouldn't that be some brutal orgy
okay well maybe Dopey was really on dope
cause with a demanding chic like that how else would he cope

imagine if Nemo was never found
would that dumb bitch dory still be around
just keep swimming noo way bitch...DROWN!!!
i wish that shark actually ate them
cause if he's a vegetarian he's a wussy throw him in a lake then

imagine if all this bullshit i just said was actually true
wouldn't it make life more interesting i believe it would
please comment if you think this was random , outa the ordinary, or good