Me Male Model

We were sitting in a café drinking coffee me and Fred
When this geezer walked over looked us up and down and said
You’re just the blokes I'm looking for, for you t’will be a doddle
He said he’d make us famous as a more mature male model
He took our photos there and then I must say I was flattered
Damn near seventy two years old with a face that’s rather battered

I didn't quite believe him but he as good as was his boast
It was only one week later I got his letter in the post
I’d been offered work In Canada to help some people reach a goal
For the Cree were to start creating a brand new totem pole
Fred (92) was offered work in garden gnomes and Toby jugs
They said I'm not pretty enough for that, a fact that really bugs!