Who used all the hair spray

I was sitting for a while
not long enough for the legs to go numb
but the perfect time just when the legs start to tingle
flipping through my phone
I came across one of those 80’s songs
when the hair was long and it was expectable to wear those fucked up sweat bands
remember the short shorts
the ones that required a jock strap
cause the sack was always even with the bottom  
made the man toe acceptable at a church function
anyway, I pressed play
hey Mickey you so fine you so fine you blow my mind
came blaring out my phone cause the volume was set to max
next thing I know my feet are tapping to the beat of this god awful song
found myself singing along
wishing I was back in the 80’s and my name was Mickey
reaching over for the paper I knocked the phone to the floor
thus stopping my sing along flashback
my girl heard the commotion by that time and was at the door asking if I was ok
I simply replied can a man not take a shit in peace
be out in a minute

Entered in the "Observe This" Comp