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Stop Thinking About It...It Makes ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE!
My dog loves cheese and there's no doubt about it
She guards it like a bitch and I'm
not sure if that's nature or if she doesn't mean it.
I think she's a rat...
but I don't really give a damn.
Every time I make a sandwich, she
finds a reason to come inside and steal it.
Why am I telling you this?
She guards it like a bitch and I'm
not sure if that's nature or if she doesn't mean it.
I think she's a rat...
but I don't really give a damn.
Every time I make a sandwich, she
finds a reason to come inside and steal it.
Why am I telling you this?
Published 24th Jan 2014
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24th Jan 2014 6:10pm
LOL! I loved it! Need a smile to start my day! Thank you for sharing!
12th Feb 2014 2:56pm
hahaha thanks. It was for a competition. Who could write a poem and make the least amount of sense. Glad you enjoyed a laugh! Cheers!
25th Jan 2014 12:15pm
12th Feb 2014 2:58pm
hahahaha my dog doesn't just steal the cheese. She steals everything.. She is crazy! She jumps inside for the thrill of it sometimes too. I swear! That dog is just skin, muscle and bone...and a little bit of mental! lol