You can't trust chickens

 
 
 
 
 
 


 
you can't trust chickens
anything that runs faster
and in a straighter line
with its head removed
just ain't right
 
which came first
the chicken or the egg?
yeah, it's just that kind of thing chickens use
to keep us confused
while they get up to no good
 
it ain't eggs they're hatching
it's plannnns
why did the chicken cross the road?
I'll tell you why
to distract us from the other chickens
 
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if it looks like a duck
walks like a duck
and quacks like a duck
it's not a duck
 
it's a chicken
in disguise
 
bigurk