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The Hippo & the Jellyfish

       
The hippo and the jellyfish        
sat down one day for tea        
they mixed banana          
cocktails          
and danced beside the sea        
        
The jellyfish grew tipsy        
and the hippo gave a snort:        
I see you've gone all      
floppy        
what a queer fish I've caught!         
        
I'd better use a condom        
the jellyfish replied        
without the right          
protection        
you're in for a surprise        
        
So if I float upon my bottom        
the hippo shyly asked        
Will you sting me with your  
willy        
as you come swimming past?
 
Written by Abracadabra (Abra)
Published | Edited 9th Sep 2013
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