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for all you fresh sweetheart wannabes
you ain't the first
whiney
weepy
bleaty emo
eggshell ego
kiddee
to write out
your personal version
of fret-arama
and stick it in my face
after a busted heart or three
not the first
to grovel in here
on yer knees
wailing
every day's a monday
he left me
she left me
they left me
without realizing
no-one gives
a thumbnail sized shit
why or how
your entire world
came crumbling down
for good
...doh
and you ain't the first
cutter in the gutter
to wake up in a bed
all white tunnel religious
preaching back from the dead
outta intensive care
screaming god bless life
every time one of your
plump little pinkys
winks and twitches
over your keyboard
not the first
acne ridden frazzle cake joker
thought weed for wings
was the key to discovering
man powered flight
or the premier no brain asshole
couldn't get a vein up
jacked through his tongue
suffocated lungs
and feigned surprise
when they made a hole
in his throat to breathe
you ain't the first
to think black
is the one true color
looks cool on it's own
or that blood
and sniffing at entrails is scary
you should try
hi fives with the devil
while he squats on your shoulder
sucking human vodka
from your titty
and asks do you wanna
break a wishbone
as far as I know
not one of you
invented the word pussy
brought down governments
or changed the world yet
so please
don't fucking shout
with your caps lock on
give the spell checker
its chance to roll
and then we'll all get along
just fine
whiney
weepy
bleaty emo
eggshell ego
kiddee
to write out
your personal version
of fret-arama
and stick it in my face
after a busted heart or three
not the first
to grovel in here
on yer knees
wailing
every day's a monday
he left me
she left me
they left me
without realizing
no-one gives
a thumbnail sized shit
why or how
your entire world
came crumbling down
for good
...doh
and you ain't the first
cutter in the gutter
to wake up in a bed
all white tunnel religious
preaching back from the dead
outta intensive care
screaming god bless life
every time one of your
plump little pinkys
winks and twitches
over your keyboard
not the first
acne ridden frazzle cake joker
thought weed for wings
was the key to discovering
man powered flight
or the premier no brain asshole
couldn't get a vein up
jacked through his tongue
suffocated lungs
and feigned surprise
when they made a hole
in his throat to breathe
you ain't the first
to think black
is the one true color
looks cool on it's own
or that blood
and sniffing at entrails is scary
you should try
hi fives with the devil
while he squats on your shoulder
sucking human vodka
from your titty
and asks do you wanna
break a wishbone
as far as I know
not one of you
invented the word pussy
brought down governments
or changed the world yet
so please
don't fucking shout
with your caps lock on
give the spell checker
its chance to roll
and then we'll all get along
just fine
Published 24th Jan 2011
| Edited 16th Jul 2012
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24th Jan 2011 1:28pm
whether I should write more or start thinking to turn the government first. Better I should read you more for sometime. Right now you are my idol, my wannabe...You have punched the world and is rocking in DUP...You are latent, Mr. abracadabra...I love you:-)
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24th Jan 2011 1:45pm
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24th Jan 2011 2:31pm
28th Jan 2011 1:54am
I love the second-to-last stanza the best... and the title goes perfectly with the piece. I was laughing from "bleaty emo/eggshell ego" to "as far as I know/not one of you/invented the word pussy." I wish I could offer some constructive feedback, but I (at times being one of those hack writers this poem slices so thoroughly) find no fault with this tongue-in-cheek gem.
28th Jan 2011 9:39am
Alas, I am invariably hoisted upon the very petard I complain about myself, Mike.
I have absolutely no control over what subject compels me to write about it.
Thanks for stopping by.
Best ~ Abra
Anonymous
- Edited 15th May 2018 11:36am
10th Apr 2011 9:06am
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10th Apr 2011 5:52pm
Yay Jezzer, dream on - but wish me luck, next week I start a four day course on how to market the 'Abra brand' (& may gGod bless all who sail in her)but knowing me I'll probably bottle it and pretend I'm too busy writing to show up!
Anonymous
- Edited 15th May 2018 11:36am
10th Apr 2011 10:35pm
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