Crazy

I am madly in love with a man who doesn't exist. Or maybe he does, I don't know I'm crazy as it is.
You scooped me up at the coffee shop downtown, and from then on you were always around.
Brought me flowers, chocolates, love letters the whole nine, and I was mesmerized by that sparkle in your eyes
You loved me and I adored you, my friends, parents, even my cats loved you.
I gave you my everything and it just magical. I was just a grinnin' look at my man I knew I had won and one year later God blessed us with a son.
But when the baby came things began to change, you were angry, irritated and deranged.
I knew you were creeping, I couldn't shake that feeling. When I confronted you I just stood there and took my beating
You said "I got chlamydia, you should go get checked out"
Did I have it? Honey without a doubt.
The days with you were getting worse and I just couldn't take it, you ripped out my heart pureed it, spread it on some toast like it was butter and ate it.
So when you fell asleep that night all cozy in bed, I took your nine millimeter and shot you dead. When it was all said and done, I lay there with you I loved you too much to ever leave you.
I hugged you and kissed you and cried on your shoulder, the abuse the lies so happy it was all over.
Now your back to the man you used to be
With our son we can be one big happy family.
I rock back and forth in my cushioned room, I know what I did I know it was wrong
But my shrink said you were never there all along.
I'm in madly in love with a man who doesn't exist. Or maybe he does. I'm crazy as it is.