The World's Most Unappetizing Restaurants -  Cocking Fuckborough

I was just gettin’ thirsty for a frosty brew when I saw the sign while passing through,
Naturally, I laughed out loud.
It’s just so tempting to keep right on going and step on the gas instead of slowing,
But this town was just too proud.

They must like the name of their town, otherwise they could always turn it around.
Give the damn place a new name.
Perhaps they’re proud of their historical past in spite of their being hysterically cast,
Must be their claim to fame.

So what did happen way back when? Were there fornicators hiding in every glen?
Were women seduced by the men?
Or were the men the victims of horny dames and thus the townships funny names?
Wish I’d been there way back then.......