TWISTED CONSTITUTION

   We the people of the U.S History second period class write this constitution because there is not enough justice in Gotham city (or any other city for that matter). And to show all you worthless mortals that we hold all the power in this pathetic universe. This is what we demand out of this non-omnipotent class:
Food and Beverages- so that we don't crave human flesh
The utmost respect of all faculty and staff ( Batman, Superheroes, and Villains included)
Electronics and Music- so that we can sooth our minds from all the violence and anger that is built up inside our cold black hearts that thirst for blood  
Blood of the innocence will be shed without our munch y food and delectable beverages. Without our music we shall take Batman 's life and drink his blood and throw his filthy carcass off the Empire Sate building and make everyone watch. Our anarchy will reign harder then a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the willy.I promise to you that Jackie Chan got nothing on my ninja skills. Now that all that is over here are the no-no rules:
Ye shall not pass
No impersonations of Batman (I am Batman and am fully aware of my dead parents)
No one shall disregard bacon
  If you get caught doing any of these we will kill you. We will be taking up donations and you better hope your check doesn't bounce or you're a dead man. And remember, I will look for you, I will find you, and I WILL KILL YOU.