Poetic Intermission Sequence: Justice Prevail

Part 1  
Ouh Ladies and gentleman gather on 'round  
For the amazing commoner has staggered to town.  
In a drunken haze he clobbered a governor dead to the ground  
And now detained, we summon the chancellors around  
To commiserate his blunder and make rabbling sounds,  
Without moderate undertakings we'll see what odd punishments abound.  
 
Part 2  
Place your bets ladies and gents  
We're now accepting your pence,  
For the trial of Lyle vs the state of Denial is now ready to commence.  
"The guilty party may speak, but make it quick if you will."  
"If it pleases the crowd I'd like to regale you my tale.  
"We were at the same tavern drinking our ale when he accused it was I whom his wife I had nailed.  
"I need you to trust that the governor was drunk when he stumbled head first into the trunk of a tree."  
"Redacted, you reacted and you were pleased with yourself. Jealous of wealth, you acted in malice and glee."  
"How dumb can he be to expect we'd believe what he speaks, strike from the records this liars last speech."  
 
Part 3  
Here ye here ye, an execution draws near  
The prison yard stirs from the audience's cheers.  
Poor Lyle stood scared with just a dagger in hand,  
Rushed by two dozen hounds homing in on his nads.  
I'm sure you can envision as to what happens next,  
Lyle stabbed out their eyes out while biting down on their necks.  
He ripped apart limbs and bathed in their blood.  
His muscles glistening red in the shine of the sun.  
The crowd uproariously clamored and the ladies all swooned  
Exposing their bosoms to pay homage in poon.  
Sometimes you're a winner and sometimes you're not  
But if you can get away murder, you can do whatever you want.  
 
And let records show, though not to anybody's surprise  
Lyle had indeed fucked the late governor's wife.