Monster, Cochella and Jack

A promise I did make
And a promise I have kept
What the hell was I thinking?
Mr. Jack Daniels you were no help at all
You were supposed to save me
From becoming a crazy cat lady
I went for one
And came back with two
But they were so damn cute
I couldn’t resist
Black Monster and Cochella
Welcome to your new home
And if you should not see me in the morning
It’s because Pooh-Bear has not forgiven me
And finally killed me in my sleep