Whatever are you doing back there?

 Demure, and outright shy
(acting) makes me wonder why.
So unnecessary, really, yet comical too.
And charming when she pretends it's all so new.

I don't do this on a first date.
Of course, not, me neither (I take the bait):
You're such a beautiful lady.
Thank you, don't stop what you're doing, baby.
Not until I get lock jaw.

Oh, that's so good . . . Awwwwwwwwwwwww.

Sweetheart, will you turn over and raise your sweet ass?
She giggles and does what I ask.

I take a moment of silence to show reverence for what I have here: 
Blessed am I who sees paradise so near.


Whatever are you doing back there?