Drive Me Crazy

he said he was skilled and licenced
and that he knows how to drive
but i had to check his credentials
not just any ole body can DRIVE My Ride

so we took the time to get to know each other
coversations revealing all unknown aspects
delighted in the good,accepting of the bad
each performed extensive background checks

feeling confident he was competent
could probably drive with his hands tied
plus it's been a while since i went cruisin'
and it was the perfect night for a ride

we both smiled as i handed him the keys  
i scooted over and he slid right in
down a winding country road
i let him take it for a spin

told him "you must obey all traffic sign
and keep your hands on the wheel"
and most importantly,my dear
keep your eyes on the road or no deal"

his eyes never left mine
they were all consuming, all knowing
i know he knew just what i meant when he said
"how else will i see where im going"

that was the spark of kindred
the chemistry that ignited my start
showed he knows its not the destination
but the journey there that's the best part

arms wrapped around him
as we nestled into position
he slowly eased on down the road
handling all curves with extreme precision

could tell he liked where this was going
because he started to pick up speed
fast and furious, wild and wreckless
at this pace i knew my engine would overheat

we approached a stop sign
but dammit if he didn't run it
pedal to the metal,like a bat outta hell
whew! he began to gun it

had to catch my breath,try to gather myself
i was running Hot,and it was all his fault
awed me,when he got out to checked under my hood
using ice he blew on it to cool things off

then he began to tease,touching everywhere but there
he oblidged my pleading eyes,jumped in and whispered in my ear
"darlin i tried to warn you,that i am hell on wheels"
then he floored it,omg! had me on the verge of tears

soon came a powerful surge,multiple explosions
my gasket blown and warm liqids leaked
could tell he was about to throw a rod
cause he was cussing and gritting his teeth

we coasted the rest of the way home
grinding gears,fingers caressing sensually
please believe me when i tell you
it is possible to drive a person crazy :)