I Wasn't High At All

*How high were you competition*

I just blew 100 bucks,
just my luck.
I always get stuck with the bad shit.
I want to kick
that asshole who deals me,
but he is pretty big
and always looks like he wants to kill me.

So I got some shrooms,
newly bloomed.
Supposed to make me see shit,
but I haven't seen anything man.

Even the polar bear said he wasn't seeing anything.
And he's a polar bear,
they see everything.

So while I was waiting for the high to hit,
I asked the polar bear why his girlfriend was a bitch.
She was a catfish
that had drinking problems.
Anyways my new buddy told me true,
his girlfriend had smelled something fishy and investigated.
She had anticipated her man's wandering eyes.

Anyways, I don't really want to get in between them.
Maybe I should tell the lampshade to take care of it,
he seems to be bored as hell,
and I am as well...

See I just wasn't that high,
so I left and told the catfish bitch
and polar bear goodbye.

Got into my submarine and floated to Atlantis.
I'll never get my shit from this guy again,
because I wasn't high at all, my friend.