Make Me A Boy.

Make me a boy,
I really hate being a girl.
Please rip out my ovaries.
They make me want to hurl.

Make me a boy,
I really hate my breast.
They hurt like fuck.
Rip them off of my chest!

Make me a boy,
Please oh please?
I hate being a girl
With everything in me.

Make me a boy,
That way I can't get pregnant.
I hate kids so much.
I'd rather be a dirty peasant.

Make me a boy,
Please sew on a dick.
And a pair of testicles
Where there is a split.

Make me a boy,
Girls are too overrated.
Too many complications,
I have to worry about getting raped!

Make me a boy,
I have too many problems.
Between the pedophiles and my period,
I just can't fucking win.

Make me a boy,
Being a girl sucks.
Well this is the end of my poem,
Now you know I have no luck.