ain't love grand

some people think that i'm a mutant
some say that i've got down syndrome
but really it's because
i drink like i just found out my dad was gay
and my sister is a table dancer

so let's get busy
turn up
either charge the paddles
or light some candles
and let the flowers hit the wood

i flash out on anybody
like i had cyborgs and monsters on my team
she shakes her ass like me detoxing in county
and eats nothing but popsicles
yeh we're one in a million baby
a perfect pair