"Parasites"

A poem that was banned but brought out of retirement as its a "special day" in royal history and all that bollocks. A poem dedicated to best benefit scroungers in the country.


"Parasites" By The Marcus De Sade

One is not amused
you should be removed
as a country fights
you cling on to your thrones
like parasites.

There is malice in your palace
your husband acts like a racist
freeze his head and put him in stasis
update his Facebook status
you must be so proud.

Beneath there throne
lies a chamber of lies
the palace is overrun with
liars and spies
you do nothing for your nation
yet we pay for your coronation.
Subjects on there knees groveling
bowing to there sovereign
and for what?
another bowl of rice
and a belated birthday card
when your 105.

And now Kate's up the duff
taxpayer have had enough
only royalists are invited
as the taxpayer yawns
and the press get excited.

Another baby's mouth to feed
as the taxpayer lives of crumbs
and dines on bird feed
the ultimate benefit scroungers
are at it again
the royal monarchy's a joke
that has to be maintained.

One is not amused
you should be removed.