"Manifesto"

If you like sugar    
then your love me    
forgive me if i laugh    
sarcastically    
we are    
the happy death men    
who wont leave you alone    
we peel your flesh    
so we can dine on your bones    
your like sugar    
in our tea    
not to sweet    
not to weak    
it will start    
with your hands    
and end at your feet    
we will devour you    
we will spit out    
your soul    
we will slice you into    
luncheon meat and eat you    
in a roll    
your like bubblegum    
on our shoe    
like the rotten egg    
somebody just threw    
you will try to fight us    
we will mark the ground    
where you fell    
we say your country need's you    
but we know it never well    
we end your jobs    
we feed you lies    
we do fuck all    
and then they give us a pay rise    
we are not the evil empire,    
or the barmy army    
we are something worse    
we are the conservative party.    
   
"This was a public announcement by    
The Conservative Party"