I'm the happiest guy I know.

I wake up from the wild night before.
Just in time for another.
I pick the flesh out of my teeth & take a piss
In the shower.
My dog is barking.
So I snap its neck.
My mom won't shut up about college.
So I burn my school down.
The bruins lost the cup.
So I rip open some stranger.

I live in this world with no consequences.
& I am almost alone.
Because I know the secret to how to live happily.
You have to be a nobody.
You have to remind god oh yeah I'm here just living.
But play it cool enough
To not let others know.
Very few can balance this.
Some are genius.
Some aren't.
Those dont need the extra help.
They can take life as it is.
The perfect con man.
The greatest liar.
The lover.
The fighter.
The nobody.
& we are happy.
Nothing can touch us.
Underrated.
Underachieving.
Mediocre.
And ugly.
Don't ask how we do it.
But if you wanna know how we do it.
I suppose we are just lucky.