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Tender Resignation From A Hooker
Dear Madam
It’s with deep regret…
perhaps not
in fact
it feels more like the withdraw
of a right pain in the ass…
I can barely contain my relief
to give my formal notice of resignation
from my esteemed position
in your brothel.
My last working day will be
like any other
bent over getting screwed
by payroll.
I’ve accepted a relieving position with bonuses…
no more anal pile-driving
and better conditions…
they also employ “cleaners” that even do the “laundry.”
I would like to tell you how much I’ve enjoyed
working here
but my therapist told me lying
is a defence mechanism
to reduce the anxiety associated with painful experiences…
my fucking job.
My new position
with a higher class of hookers
will challenge my growth…
I have to wear 8 inch heals
and will further my career…
without sucking cock for free.
I guess he never told you.
He hasn’t got the balls
cause I’m wearing them around my neck.
I appreciate your professionalism
as they say
"Once a pro always a pro"
and your clear encouragement to grow…
it’s undeniable
you look great with the extra weight.
Your mentoring support has encouraged me
to finish school
so I don’t wind up an old stuck up whore
who thinks she knows it all.
I wish you
and your fucking business
continued growth…
without my regular clientele
and without your husbands balls.
I wish you every inch of suck-cess
in the future…
but not even three wishes
could guarantee
your future.
Once yours
never again
sincerely
The Happy Hooker.
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