Baby Shoes Bitch!!!!   ~Rant~

My friend told me to dress my age
what the fuck?
am I supposed to wear a Hilary Clinton pant suit?
or maybe mom jeans?
no fucking way, sorry

AND she said I wear baby shoes!!!
really? baby shoes?
I like Adidas shell toes
and I love DC's
baby shoes....that irked me
so what a nice pair of casual pumps
would seems more adult?
maybe some Dr.Scholls?

yikes...
not my fault she aged so terribly
that her only option is a pair of orthotics
and some sort of polyester jumpsuit
all I had said was "sometimes single sucks"
and she went to a huge tirade about why I'm single
what a hating ass bitch,

dress my age!!!!
man I hate that
a lot
fuck you
since when did age come with a dress code
how can a hoodie be age specific
it's a fucking hoodie!!!!!!

who doesn't like the Ramones?
how is a Ramones tee a fucking kids shirt!?!?!
ok maybe the shoes could be viewed a tad bit whatever,
but I still like them! been wearing Adidas all my life
and DC's come in a million cool colors!!
how is that not awesome?

stupid bitch and her age specific hair cut
and her stupid flats, how fucking lame
oh and yeah real cute blazer (not)
don't even get me started on that stretchy ring!
what fingers so fat that you had to have a stretchy ring
to go with that cottage cheese ass in those stretchy jeans?
dumb bitch :)