Historic Proclamation

k, it's official: i'm going to dominate hip hop music. i'm going to make millions of dollars, perhaps billions, depending on inflation. i'm going to go down as the greatest "emcee"? or, whatever the fuck you want to call it, of our century, as a hobby. a lil jealous? you should be. it's too easy for me. no, seriously. i never even listened to rap all that much, but, it's dawned on me: it's a piece of cake, really. so, i downloaded this FREE recording/mixing software, and, it's the easiest thing in the world for me. so, it's official: i'm going to dominate hip hop music. every little facet, every bit of the formula, i have in preternatural abundance. the world's never heard this philosophy, voice. it'll be gospel. i have an IQ of 148. i know every layer of paupers and kings, my depth and breadth of knowledge goes back to the original awakening of man, i'm tall enough and handsome, it's no problem condensing truth into a line or two, my vocabulary is simply astounding, i can mix in words like perfidious, verse flows from me like a winter's torrent, my charisma is dangerous, i know good music and now i know i can make it. hell, see how even this post flows? it's just how words come out of me, i don't even have to think about it. why did i look on guys like trent reznor, kanye west, these guys, with an ounce of awe, ever? none of them are original. none of them. i'm the original voice of our age, take note, you knew me then, cuz i might forget you tomorrow, honestly, though i'll try not to. i take not credit, cuz i can't stop it, but, it is official, just lettin' you know: i'm going to dominate hip hop music. it'll be a new category by the time i'm done... wanna bet? dollars to donuts?

-DyMc