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The Prayer of a Pirate Rake whose Brain is like a Layer Cake
[i]Don’t panic. I’ll handle this from jump!
If you can’t stand it? Man you’re a chump!
To just believe is past me. Naivete leaves a taste so nasty.
My plate is ghastly, grew up in a place so trashy.
So if I can’t actually act free on any fact you believe?
I’ll know it as another mask, stock from the factory.
Just ask Spock how far that illogic rocks
And lasts for a laugh or three![/i]
What zone do you expect?
I’m already there, let’s get this on!
I’m prone on this set
Like Joan Jett’s “Cherry Bomb!”
I dare under the gun
To blare scary psalms!
Snare sparks from the sun
Share you as shark chum!
Parry with me son
I don’t CARE which way it gets done!
Let the verbal black lotto spill
Step fast! I’m set back to auto-fill!
Purple Zest and Jack? Drop that shot
On the spot I’ll flow swill so ill
The FDA would put a stop!
But no test will put me to rest!
I’ll wrestle catching a knee to the chest
Fall back and roll left
Snap an arm to slap a cross-close-door
With both of his. Tie up limbs like this
Smack elbows and toss those
On the way to the floor
Miss the nose ‘til the head is smashed!
Eat the ground fast!
Don’t clown to Drunken Monkey attack
Please, Comrades. Shit like that
Is only funny in cinema
If you simmer from my tracks?
Put a dimmer on your flack.
This is a warning within a spray of frets to stack
I'm storming your play. Bayonets don't retract!
But let the lessons so vast
Bandage your anguish when I give a verse
Like a liverwurst and damage sandwich!
I’ll shiv you first, your plans just vanish!
You’ve been distinctly checked for advantage.
As if English was your second language.
And your first was pretending to know
What the fuck you’re talking about!
Don’t panic. I’ll handle this from jump!
If you can’t stand it? Man you’re a chump!
To just believe is past me. Naivete leaves a taste so nasty.
My plate is ghastly, grew up in a place so trashy.
So if I can’t actually act free on any fact you believe?
I’ll know it as another mask, stock from the factory.
Just ask Spock how far that illogic rocks
And lasts for a laugh or three!
My war burst of unending flow
Bad luck strips you for scorn,
Shucks you like corn
Mocking for clout
This mouthy outlaw doesn’t pander for doubt
But scamper like a sprout
Reaching for the Sun after nuclear fall-out!
No preaching when coming undone
But bleeding each run of lore
Escaping days of yore, exploring every route
No matter what my shoots will break ground
Scattered roots; I’ve ALWAYS been around!
Night is my playground, vice astounds
While brambles entangle my legs and knees
This animal is handled and regulated? Please.
I’m rambling to wrangle, pegging these
Scrambling every angle like eggs and cheese.
A Neanderthal Vandal who bled to release
I don’t pander but brawl/Red is my steeze
I understand the fall of man misled with such ease!
Mouthy outlaw? This jackdaw
Is running out of the dungeon.
Stunning with claws. Their function?
Curare-tipped for plunging!
Punning with talent, running balance.
Like the cumming
Of lesbians sharing a see-saw!
Jests to spin blaring to caw!
Abrasive poems spare my flaws.
Database dome creates homeostasis,
When I elaborate such evasive
Mis-used issues into a jigsaw!
Puzzling out mysteries pervasive
My dome enters wonders of awe.
Immeasurable pressure in a broken jaw
When mulling alone, cold as winter’s pain.
Skull bone splintering under a chainsaw.
I’ll knock back the bourgeois!
Just to flash and shock my wrath raw!
Like the Clash “Rock the Casbah!”
I stockpile every path I foresaw!
Back on top with style to gnaw.
You can’t stop what I said.
I stamp the faces of hotheads
Like slamming straight tequila!
Groove with luck and grace
Move like fucking in space
Until they get used to ya!
Run your fill and prove you’re a star!
Those who still want to remove ya?
Can suck face with Medusa!
Blunt in the muck with manna
From crap that slobbers on
I wanna deliver to Pat Robertson
The offensive with tetanus and lockjaw!
I’ll put the steel toe of my shoes
To the throats of scrotes who feel abused!
And note that for real? Their views?
Were pre-wrote by FOX NEWS!
Don’t panic. I’ll handle this from jump!
If you can’t stand it? Man you’re a chump!
To just believe is past me. Naivete leaves a taste so nasty.
My plate is ghastly, grew up in a place so trashy.
So if I can’t actually act free on any fact you believe?
I’ll know it as another mask, stock from the factory.
Just ask Spock how far that illogic rocks
And lasts for a laugh or three!
If you wonder what my mind found to pop
A true hunger-lust, my rhymes sound off!
Like Mr. Spock with a logic project to mob it
Sticky horns to lock; I’m thorny to rock!
And rob your brain. Release what slips
From your cage, unrestrained.
Wisp of will? No lisp, just ill.
Flow crisp and bust swill.
Smoke drifts to fly…
I wanna get to the sky!
Don’t let me just die.
Not just yet, rocking invests
Don’t ask me why.
Not falling from a look.
Or bawling when I shook.
I took a calling to get to
Brawling with rooks.
If you’ve been following my hooks?
This is more than just gunning my rage.
And I’m not alone in this.
I was wallowing with crooks who swallowed books
When I was coming of age and homeless!
Zen is a buzz, running pages stoned to bliss!
And then just ‘cause, I have fun uncaging tomes
To roam like a will-o-wisp!
Don’t panic. I handled this from jump!
If you can’t stand it? Man you’re a chump!
To just believe is past me. Naivete leaves a taste so nasty.
My plate is ghastly, grew up in a place so trashy.
So if I can’t actually act free on any fact you believe?
I’ll know it as another mask, stock from the factory.
Just ask Spock how far that illogic rocks
And lasts for a laugh or three!
If you can’t stand it? Man you’re a chump!
To just believe is past me. Naivete leaves a taste so nasty.
My plate is ghastly, grew up in a place so trashy.
So if I can’t actually act free on any fact you believe?
I’ll know it as another mask, stock from the factory.
Just ask Spock how far that illogic rocks
And lasts for a laugh or three![/i]
What zone do you expect?
I’m already there, let’s get this on!
I’m prone on this set
Like Joan Jett’s “Cherry Bomb!”
I dare under the gun
To blare scary psalms!
Snare sparks from the sun
Share you as shark chum!
Parry with me son
I don’t CARE which way it gets done!
Let the verbal black lotto spill
Step fast! I’m set back to auto-fill!
Purple Zest and Jack? Drop that shot
On the spot I’ll flow swill so ill
The FDA would put a stop!
But no test will put me to rest!
I’ll wrestle catching a knee to the chest
Fall back and roll left
Snap an arm to slap a cross-close-door
With both of his. Tie up limbs like this
Smack elbows and toss those
On the way to the floor
Miss the nose ‘til the head is smashed!
Eat the ground fast!
Don’t clown to Drunken Monkey attack
Please, Comrades. Shit like that
Is only funny in cinema
If you simmer from my tracks?
Put a dimmer on your flack.
This is a warning within a spray of frets to stack
I'm storming your play. Bayonets don't retract!
But let the lessons so vast
Bandage your anguish when I give a verse
Like a liverwurst and damage sandwich!
I’ll shiv you first, your plans just vanish!
You’ve been distinctly checked for advantage.
As if English was your second language.
And your first was pretending to know
What the fuck you’re talking about!
Don’t panic. I’ll handle this from jump!
If you can’t stand it? Man you’re a chump!
To just believe is past me. Naivete leaves a taste so nasty.
My plate is ghastly, grew up in a place so trashy.
So if I can’t actually act free on any fact you believe?
I’ll know it as another mask, stock from the factory.
Just ask Spock how far that illogic rocks
And lasts for a laugh or three!
My war burst of unending flow
Bad luck strips you for scorn,
Shucks you like corn
Mocking for clout
This mouthy outlaw doesn’t pander for doubt
But scamper like a sprout
Reaching for the Sun after nuclear fall-out!
No preaching when coming undone
But bleeding each run of lore
Escaping days of yore, exploring every route
No matter what my shoots will break ground
Scattered roots; I’ve ALWAYS been around!
Night is my playground, vice astounds
While brambles entangle my legs and knees
This animal is handled and regulated? Please.
I’m rambling to wrangle, pegging these
Scrambling every angle like eggs and cheese.
A Neanderthal Vandal who bled to release
I don’t pander but brawl/Red is my steeze
I understand the fall of man misled with such ease!
Mouthy outlaw? This jackdaw
Is running out of the dungeon.
Stunning with claws. Their function?
Curare-tipped for plunging!
Punning with talent, running balance.
Like the cumming
Of lesbians sharing a see-saw!
Jests to spin blaring to caw!
Abrasive poems spare my flaws.
Database dome creates homeostasis,
When I elaborate such evasive
Mis-used issues into a jigsaw!
Puzzling out mysteries pervasive
My dome enters wonders of awe.
Immeasurable pressure in a broken jaw
When mulling alone, cold as winter’s pain.
Skull bone splintering under a chainsaw.
I’ll knock back the bourgeois!
Just to flash and shock my wrath raw!
Like the Clash “Rock the Casbah!”
I stockpile every path I foresaw!
Back on top with style to gnaw.
You can’t stop what I said.
I stamp the faces of hotheads
Like slamming straight tequila!
Groove with luck and grace
Move like fucking in space
Until they get used to ya!
Run your fill and prove you’re a star!
Those who still want to remove ya?
Can suck face with Medusa!
Blunt in the muck with manna
From crap that slobbers on
I wanna deliver to Pat Robertson
The offensive with tetanus and lockjaw!
I’ll put the steel toe of my shoes
To the throats of scrotes who feel abused!
And note that for real? Their views?
Were pre-wrote by FOX NEWS!
Don’t panic. I’ll handle this from jump!
If you can’t stand it? Man you’re a chump!
To just believe is past me. Naivete leaves a taste so nasty.
My plate is ghastly, grew up in a place so trashy.
So if I can’t actually act free on any fact you believe?
I’ll know it as another mask, stock from the factory.
Just ask Spock how far that illogic rocks
And lasts for a laugh or three!
If you wonder what my mind found to pop
A true hunger-lust, my rhymes sound off!
Like Mr. Spock with a logic project to mob it
Sticky horns to lock; I’m thorny to rock!
And rob your brain. Release what slips
From your cage, unrestrained.
Wisp of will? No lisp, just ill.
Flow crisp and bust swill.
Smoke drifts to fly…
I wanna get to the sky!
Don’t let me just die.
Not just yet, rocking invests
Don’t ask me why.
Not falling from a look.
Or bawling when I shook.
I took a calling to get to
Brawling with rooks.
If you’ve been following my hooks?
This is more than just gunning my rage.
And I’m not alone in this.
I was wallowing with crooks who swallowed books
When I was coming of age and homeless!
Zen is a buzz, running pages stoned to bliss!
And then just ‘cause, I have fun uncaging tomes
To roam like a will-o-wisp!
Don’t panic. I handled this from jump!
If you can’t stand it? Man you’re a chump!
To just believe is past me. Naivete leaves a taste so nasty.
My plate is ghastly, grew up in a place so trashy.
So if I can’t actually act free on any fact you believe?
I’ll know it as another mask, stock from the factory.
Just ask Spock how far that illogic rocks
And lasts for a laugh or three!
Published 22nd Jun 2013
| Edited 1st Jul 2013
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22nd Jun 2013 3:11pm
hard hitting lines..fabulous flow
"My war burst of unending flow
Bad luck strips you for scorn,
Shucks you like corn
Mocking for clout
This mouthy outlaw doesn’t pander for doubt
But scamper like a sprout
Reaching for the Sun after nuclear fall-out
great imagery and the "shucks you like corn" made me lol...Top Notch Scribe Sir Loki :)
"My war burst of unending flow
Bad luck strips you for scorn,
Shucks you like corn
Mocking for clout
This mouthy outlaw doesn’t pander for doubt
But scamper like a sprout
Reaching for the Sun after nuclear fall-out
great imagery and the "shucks you like corn" made me lol...Top Notch Scribe Sir Loki :)
23rd Jun 2013 6:26am
