The Shit Whisperer

 Dear Passive Aggressive Weirdo,

The giant
Snuffleupagus turd
you left in the toilet
cant speak for you,

I can only assume
you're trying
to tell me something
in the strangest way possible

I'm not flushing this
it can simmer and stew all fucking day
I'm also shutting off the AC
I think they said it would reach 90

but yeah if you
want to talk later
maybe or maybe not
either way let me know

Sincerely,
your Roommate