Munch Munch

Some men (and women) like to lick thick thatches.
Some like it neatly trimmed.
I'm a man
who takes good care
when he dives right in.

I am a vagina munching machine.
I make women moan and cream.
But there's one thing I need
before I start eating with greed.

I need a pussy that's bare.
Please, no hair down there!