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A wily woman from Italia
Caught rolling gold coins with her labia.
Her rich income stream became much slighter
When one coin was heated with a lighter
And her cunt became even scabbier.
Caught rolling gold coins with her labia.
Her rich income stream became much slighter
When one coin was heated with a lighter
And her cunt became even scabbier.
Published 5th Jun 2013
| Edited 3rd Jan 2014
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5th Jun 2013 12:33pm
Hahaha! No I think this behavioural trait should be avoided at all costs. From smouldering to soldering in one mild leap lol. Thanks I needed a grin. Syn
5th Jun 2013 12:44pm
Many thanks Syn. I like your phrase 'from smouldering to soldering in one mild leap'. Though it is offered as a 'fun' piece, this story was told to me in my youth(though with silver coins)by a girl in bed. I could not work out whether she was the victim or perpetrator- either way I was little worried. But you take chances at that age.
5th Jun 2013 12:36pm
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7th Jun 2013 12:17pm
"In lamentably bad taste' could be good title for next. I'll have to dig deeper into my id which is a dangerous pastime.
Thanks
Thanks
14th Jun 2013 6:43am
ok that did make me giggle
I envy that in a pen..
I love to write but the art of "funny"
well let's just say I can't do it
well done
enjoyed your work
I envy that in a pen..
I love to write but the art of "funny"
well let's just say I can't do it
well done
enjoyed your work
14th Jun 2013 8:47am
Mamy thanks. I'm glad you find it funny. I was a bit concerned it seem a bit sick.
23rd Dec 2013 7:30pm
I see what you meant.
Though I believe this is worth all the 500 views it got.
Though I believe this is worth all the 500 views it got.
Many thanks. I did rush it so got the limerick number of lines and rhyme scheme but could not fit the story into the limerick metre. So always thought of it as a bit of a bastard.