V’g’na  Dent’t’

 Smooth and so pink
Eyes, blue as Quink
Smile sweet and wide
White teeth inside

Hair, like gold lace
Angel-like face
Moves, from the ID
Sekute’s walk, did

For life, I thought
A date, I sought
With little hope
Of angel's soap

To slip up-on
And slide away
Hoping to mate
In heaven's gate

To cut this short
Her love I bought
With heart and soul
Wanting her whole

I fell in love
With this dove
She had me then
Time and again

Took me right in
Started to spin
The Peso way
My mind array

Emitting joy
From hot wet toy
But I felt faint
Was that red paint

Put hand in slick
Felt a big prick
Her grin was sly
‘Time to go, die’

She said with joy
Held tight, my toy
‘Are you a witch
Some kind of bitch’

'Just a Vampire'
She said, afire
‘Name... Vagina
Gwern...Dentata’

God! I sighed
My toy, inside
Put hand beneath
This c**t had teeth!