the perks of personal hygiene

i think i may shower and shave today
attempt to wash away
all these little notes i seem to have drawn upon myself
no more unlucky numbers,how to kill a deer with my bare hands,
or plans for the hoover damn experiment
cancer,addiction,
and a good ol inside joke disrespecting the skies
don't worry somebody has gotta get it
if not it does'nt matter anyway
would alanis morrissette still kiss me with a mouthful of blood?

i'll try to trim
the apathy from my chin
dear empathy
we have never been that close anyway
little bloody pieces of tissue
decorate the new direction of artistic punctuation
i could be a picasso ya know
throwin stones at crows and streetlights
but i'm really goin for a 5 o clock hiesenberg
i could break a child's neck
and never remove my sunglasses

i'm looking for a new anasthesiologist
with great tattoos on perfect tits
to straight razor my neck
the disposables wear dull after the first pull
i like to dreadlock my upper lip and lower my spectacles
just a little bit
so i can't see you snarling
a six string vs a g string is a difficult call
i thought we all might play together
in the drink holder walled jungle gym
she better bring a helmet
because i'm wearing combat boots
and with no womb broom
i had to learn a new move