The ECILOP

The police have stopped once again, to come over for a chat, look that cars got blue number plates,  lets take a look at that.
  Excuse me mate is that your car and is it registered to you, have you been drinking Sir and can I see your license too.
  Now just blow in the bag please until I say stop, keep blowing, keep going, keep going now STOP,  that'll do.
  Ok sir, that's all clear but we'd like to search your car, do you mind?
  Sorry constable, yes I do, what do you hope to find?
  Going by your priors sir, drugs of any kind.
  WTF, 1995 was the last time, I was convicted of a crime.
  Quietly sir, between me and you.You've got an association to drugs back in 2002.
  You can't be bloody serious, I wasn't even here, whatever it is that it's about, I haven't got a clue.
  But by all means Mr ECILOP...be my guest and search my car, you obviously have nothing better to do, you won't find anything, believe me its true. I'm over all this bullshit and you boys in blue.
  Righto mate, your free to go but I just want you to know, that this is your Lucky day, now why did you move here from W.A.
  Well this is where I grew and my family are here, so I moved back here to stay.
  Just one more thing Constable that I'd like to say.
  Before I'm on my fucking merry little way.
  Why did you even stop, I was doing nothing wrong, I was only sitting in my car, I wasn't smoking bongs.
  Our job is to protect and serve and make sure criminals get what they deserve.
   I've been around a while now so I've seen a few, shady looking characters, that look alot like you.
  So we thank you, for your cooperation.
  No really, the pleasure was all mine, at least this time I didn't get another speeding fine.
  How many do you have, I dunno maybe 1 or 2, maybe 3 or more, I wish I fucking knew.
  I'm pretty sure they are all, well and truly overdue.  
 So until the next time you pull me over,I'd like to say, FUCK YOU.