The Hunchback of Kmart

The Hunchback of Kmart

****childish yet again…can’t seem to stop myself lol****

I walk so hunched over
My knuckles drag on the ground
If something is placed on the top shelf
It may never be found

I shit and I shake
I shake and I shit
What few friends I have left say
“That’s it I’m done I’ve had enough of it!”

I talk and I Lie
I lie and I talk
I love being at work
It gives me plenty of time to stalk

I had a man from the land of the dead
His eyes were so very creepy
He always looked like
He needed to be fed

I lie and I backstab and I steal
I…Oh no, not again
I’m sorry I have to run
My hump is starting to peel

So that’s my story
But only a small sip
I would tell you more
But it’s time to shave my upper lip!