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Humorous or Sorrowful COMPETITION
(HUMOROUS)
Woke up in the morning
To start my day
A negative person
Nothing positive about me except aids;
My girlfriend cheats on me everyday
At least I make 10 bucks
When the retirement home
Runs a train
But good news is
I recently got hired
By Wendy’s but fired
After they caught me
Jerkin it to a commercial
By Oscar Meyer
The job was below me though
Since I used to be a model
With different assortments;
My biggest gig
Was a poster child
For rape abortions
People say I’m crazy
And off my rocker;
I never stop laughing
And my best friend
Is Betty Crocker
But lately
She’s been giving me the cold shoulder
And why is my dick
Getting smaller
Every minute I get older;
It’s about to go from an outty
to an inney
And when I play tag
My imaginary friend
Won’t even come get me
I got the sex appeal
Of a T-Rex
In a dress;
And my home
Is a cardboard duplex
Woke up in the morning
To start my day
A negative person
Nothing positive about me except aids;
My girlfriend cheats on me everyday
At least I make 10 bucks
When the retirement home
Runs a train
But good news is
I recently got hired
By Wendy’s but fired
After they caught me
Jerkin it to a commercial
By Oscar Meyer
The job was below me though
Since I used to be a model
With different assortments;
My biggest gig
Was a poster child
For rape abortions
People say I’m crazy
And off my rocker;
I never stop laughing
And my best friend
Is Betty Crocker
But lately
She’s been giving me the cold shoulder
And why is my dick
Getting smaller
Every minute I get older;
It’s about to go from an outty
to an inney
And when I play tag
My imaginary friend
Won’t even come get me
I got the sex appeal
Of a T-Rex
In a dress;
And my home
Is a cardboard duplex
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