Submissions by snugglebuck
POEMS AND SHORT STORIES
Poet Introduction
A frostbit redneck.
IF YOU LOVE ME, HURT ME
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WHAT HAPPENS IN VEGAS, STAYS IN VEGAS
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BLEMISH FETISH
Squeeze your blackheads
Pop your zits
Explore your bellybutton
Remove the lint
Examine your moles
Count those freckles
Shave both pits
Clip your nails
Pick your lice
Comb the nits
Scratch your bites
Pull all ticks
Lance your boils
Bust your blisters
Pluck wild hairs
Tweeze your slivers
Your good grooming
I’ve assumed
Because you’re my Bride
And I’m your Groom
Pop your zits
Explore your bellybutton
Remove the lint
Examine your moles
Count those freckles
Shave both pits
Clip your nails
Pick your lice
Comb the nits
Scratch your bites
Pull all ticks
Lance your boils
Bust your blisters
Pluck wild hairs
Tweeze your slivers
Your good grooming
I’ve assumed
Because you’re my Bride
And I’m your Groom
67 reads
1 Comment
SNUGGLEBUCK the Sinister; my contribution for the 'Most Sinister' competition.
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My contribution for 'BLIND BILLY GOES COLORING' competition
BLIND BILLY GOES COLORING
Billy, sit here, upon meadow’s crisp carpet.
Now run your finders threw the grass.
Feel how it cools them?
Like all living fauna it cools and enriches the air with its presence.
That my friend Billy, is the color ‘GREEN’!
Now here comes Violet, that girl from school,
Whom I told you had a crush on you.
“Welcome Violet. Sit right down next to Billy.”
Violet sits beside Billy, and whispers something reassuring in his ear,
Now touch the hem of her yellow sun dress,
Then stroke her yellow hair.
“Do...
Billy, sit here, upon meadow’s crisp carpet.
Now run your finders threw the grass.
Feel how it cools them?
Like all living fauna it cools and enriches the air with its presence.
That my friend Billy, is the color ‘GREEN’!
Now here comes Violet, that girl from school,
Whom I told you had a crush on you.
“Welcome Violet. Sit right down next to Billy.”
Violet sits beside Billy, and whispers something reassuring in his ear,
Now touch the hem of her yellow sun dress,
Then stroke her yellow hair.
“Do...
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ARTIST OF THE EARTH
I am an artist of the earth
My medium is soil and dirt
Machined steel in motion
A kinetic tool in locomotion
With a giant careful hand
I till and mold the terrain
Sculpting the clay and sand
Into statuesque domain
I am not the machine
But I’m the man
The Amarillo tractor is but
An extension of who I am
“I’m a Caterpillar driving American”
My medium is soil and dirt
Machined steel in motion
A kinetic tool in locomotion
With a giant careful hand
I till and mold the terrain
Sculpting the clay and sand
Into statuesque domain
I am not the machine
But I’m the man
The Amarillo tractor is but
An extension of who I am
“I’m a Caterpillar driving American”
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6 Comments
SPRING HOLIDAY GREETINGS
I want to wish everyone at DU a happy Spring Holiday Season
To my fellow Christians; ‘Happy Easter!’
To the followers of Baha’i’; have a wonderful ‘Ridvan!’
To my Buddhist friends; Happy ‘Theravada!’
To my Hindu friends; I bid you a Blessed ‘Ram Navami.’
To my Jains’ brothers & sisters; may you and your families have a Blessed ‘Mahavir Jayanti.’
To all my Pagan friends; have a glorious ‘Spring Equinox!’
To my Wiccan buddies; have a joyous ‘Beltane.’
To my Islamic friends; blessings to you during this time of ‘Isra Mirage’
To...
To my fellow Christians; ‘Happy Easter!’
To the followers of Baha’i’; have a wonderful ‘Ridvan!’
To my Buddhist friends; Happy ‘Theravada!’
To my Hindu friends; I bid you a Blessed ‘Ram Navami.’
To my Jains’ brothers & sisters; may you and your families have a Blessed ‘Mahavir Jayanti.’
To all my Pagan friends; have a glorious ‘Spring Equinox!’
To my Wiccan buddies; have a joyous ‘Beltane.’
To my Islamic friends; blessings to you during this time of ‘Isra Mirage’
To...
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SILLY WILLY
I thought myself to be a 'BIG DICK', but alas, when I showed her she laughed, calling me, "little dink!"
I shriveled in embarrassment.
Then I ran away declaring myself 'celibate'.
I shriveled in embarrassment.
Then I ran away declaring myself 'celibate'.
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ANTLERED AVENGER (Earth Day Dedication)
The following poem is inspire by a hero of lore, who was half man, and half deer. Popular throughout medieval Europe he went by such names as Cernunnos, Wodan, and Herne. A spiritual figure who rides the winds of the ‘Wild Hunt’, he takes vengeance out on anyone who purposely harms the Earth, or her blessings.”
“Most conclude he never existed, but I wish he did!”
ANTLERED AVENGER
An antlered man upon a fire breathing black horse
To those of evil he shows little if any remorse
Called Wodan by some, and named Herne by others
He calls the fauna and...
“Most conclude he never existed, but I wish he did!”
ANTLERED AVENGER
An antlered man upon a fire breathing black horse
To those of evil he shows little if any remorse
Called Wodan by some, and named Herne by others
He calls the fauna and...
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LITTLE JACK HORNER
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HEDGEHOG TO THE RESCUE
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BREAD
Knead the dough
Please, more flour
Before your roll
Endless attending
Carefully administering
Exerting bosom heaving
Keeping it pliable
Wet intermediately
Moisten malleable
It molds more easily
A gentle ponding
Carefully dominating
Fingers probing
Wheat and yeast forming
Moist lips dusted with leaven
Sighing groaning sweating dainty
‘Oh God in Heaven!’
How you work the pastry
Exhausted, step aside
Rest now woman
And witness it rise
Then put it in your oven
Please, more flour
Before your roll
Endless attending
Carefully administering
Exerting bosom heaving
Keeping it pliable
Wet intermediately
Moisten malleable
It molds more easily
A gentle ponding
Carefully dominating
Fingers probing
Wheat and yeast forming
Moist lips dusted with leaven
Sighing groaning sweating dainty
‘Oh God in Heaven!’
How you work the pastry
Exhausted, step aside
Rest now woman
And witness it rise
Then put it in your oven
101 reads
2 Comments
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