Submissions by snugglebuck
POEMS AND SHORT STORIES
Poet Introduction
A frostbit redneck.
ANGELS & SEX
Do Angels have sex?"
The answer to this question
Has me quite perplexed!
But I do know
That Angels love lovers
So when I make sweet love to you
All the Angels will look down
Then smile,
And approve!
The answer to this question
Has me quite perplexed!
But I do know
That Angels love lovers
So when I make sweet love to you
All the Angels will look down
Then smile,
And approve!
145 reads
2 Comments
MAD
I'm so pissed off right now
I could spit bullets
Fart fireworks, shit bricks
And spew sulfuric acid
I'm so livid with anger
My eyes are bloodshot
My pupils are pinholes
My breath is rancid
I'm damn angry right now
I'm foaming at the mouth
I'm seething with clenched teeth
I'm blood thirsty rabid
I'm so furious
That I cannot recall
The reason I got mad
In the first place, at all
I could spit bullets
Fart fireworks, shit bricks
And spew sulfuric acid
I'm so livid with anger
My eyes are bloodshot
My pupils are pinholes
My breath is rancid
I'm damn angry right now
I'm foaming at the mouth
I'm seething with clenched teeth
I'm blood thirsty rabid
I'm so furious
That I cannot recall
The reason I got mad
In the first place, at all
113 reads
DU
Deep Underground
In a labyrinth of mystic rhythmic
Dwells a Webmistress
Whose powers are unique
A snap of her fingers
Angels sing of erotic romance
A click of her heals
Demons perversely wickedly dance
Who is this High Priestess of poetry?
What is her side of the story?
Oh, guardian of poetry pure
Revealing only your eyes that allure
What I wouldn’t give to know
Of your passionate odyssey untold
“Joan Baez, is that you,
Of whom I’m speaking too? “
Just a guess!
In a labyrinth of mystic rhythmic
Dwells a Webmistress
Whose powers are unique
A snap of her fingers
Angels sing of erotic romance
A click of her heals
Demons perversely wickedly dance
Who is this High Priestess of poetry?
What is her side of the story?
Oh, guardian of poetry pure
Revealing only your eyes that allure
What I wouldn’t give to know
Of your passionate odyssey untold
“Joan Baez, is that you,
Of whom I’m speaking too? “
Just a guess!
40 reads
The Feminization Of The American Male
Theirs been a lot of talk as of late, on how women are to blame for the feminization of men. If we're so concerned about the declining masculinity of our nation, instead of blaming women, maybe should look to the decline of masculine jobs as the cause. Thirty years of busting unions and undermining the integrity of the trades, has emasculated Uncle Sam. Look to the pencil necks on Wall Street for the cause, not America's women
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EARTHLINGS UNEARTHED
Want to make Mother Earth laugh?”
Tell her that humanity is going to destroy the world
After she recovers from hysterics
With a look of disgust, and a flick of her wrist
She’ll sweep the human race
Under a rug of clay layered over other
Long forgotten creatures that ruled
This, one of a billion planets, of the Cosmos
And when greater minds unearth our fossils
They too will laugh, at the arrogance of the species
That called itself, “MAN”
Tell her that humanity is going to destroy the world
After she recovers from hysterics
With a look of disgust, and a flick of her wrist
She’ll sweep the human race
Under a rug of clay layered over other
Long forgotten creatures that ruled
This, one of a billion planets, of the Cosmos
And when greater minds unearth our fossils
They too will laugh, at the arrogance of the species
That called itself, “MAN”
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4 Comments
CHEMICAL CRUCIFICTION
Chemical crucifixion
In the name of Christian tradition
Jesus said to the thief
You will be in a paradise
Do you think?
Christ gave the executioners
The same advice?
Joseph R. Wood III, Dennis McGuire and Clayton D. Lockett
All three suffered on the chemical cross
Will killing in the name of God
Ever be outlawed?
In the name of Christian tradition
Jesus said to the thief
You will be in a paradise
Do you think?
Christ gave the executioners
The same advice?
Joseph R. Wood III, Dennis McGuire and Clayton D. Lockett
All three suffered on the chemical cross
Will killing in the name of God
Ever be outlawed?
65 reads
9 Comments
ENVY OF EVE
Oh, Eve!
You know not how you’ve offended me
So happily married
Living by the sea
With two children
Ages one and three
Eve, must you be
So ostentatious flamboyantly
Go-lucky carefree?
Caring-on without
Any sense of humility
Nor decorum or dignity
Eve, don’t misconceive
You will not provoke my jealousy
For its not you I wish to be
It’s your husband Steve
That I envy
Because you married him
Instead of me
snugglebuck
You know not how you’ve offended me
So happily married
Living by the sea
With two children
Ages one and three
Eve, must you be
So ostentatious flamboyantly
Go-lucky carefree?
Caring-on without
Any sense of humility
Nor decorum or dignity
Eve, don’t misconceive
You will not provoke my jealousy
For its not you I wish to be
It’s your husband Steve
That I envy
Because you married him
Instead of me
snugglebuck
51 reads
3 Comments
CONFESSIONS OF A BULLY
Everyone has been bullied but nobody was a bully
Isn’t that silly?
So forgive me for my honesty
Lord have mercy, 'for I have been a bully'
There are reasons I could be a mean one
I’ll give you a few examples of some
Annoying oranges I would crush
Disruptive jackasses I would beat up
Grade school tattle tails ever ready to snitch
Killjoys and whiners that always have a bitch
They all became objects that I’d despise
When they saw me coming they’d cower and hide
The worst to whom I would be mean
Were...
Isn’t that silly?
So forgive me for my honesty
Lord have mercy, 'for I have been a bully'
There are reasons I could be a mean one
I’ll give you a few examples of some
Annoying oranges I would crush
Disruptive jackasses I would beat up
Grade school tattle tails ever ready to snitch
Killjoys and whiners that always have a bitch
They all became objects that I’d despise
When they saw me coming they’d cower and hide
The worst to whom I would be mean
Were...
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2 Comments
MY FIRST NATIONAL NUDE DAY
I’ll never forget my first National Nude Day.
I decided to spend it on it by the Mediterranean Sea, on France’s Cap d'Agde beach. Though I didn’t come ogle, I couldn’t help but watch the variations of humanity walk by. Old and young, short and tall, fit and not so fit, it was joy to watch the naked human parade walk by.
One person caught my interest, was this very small frail old gentleman. Wearing a large straw hat, his skin was well tanned and wrinkled. He walked so slow, each step seemed as if it may be his last. Every now and then he’d pause, take a rest, and look...
I decided to spend it on it by the Mediterranean Sea, on France’s Cap d'Agde beach. Though I didn’t come ogle, I couldn’t help but watch the variations of humanity walk by. Old and young, short and tall, fit and not so fit, it was joy to watch the naked human parade walk by.
One person caught my interest, was this very small frail old gentleman. Wearing a large straw hat, his skin was well tanned and wrinkled. He walked so slow, each step seemed as if it may be his last. Every now and then he’d pause, take a rest, and look...
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ON THE EVE OF THE IDES OF JULY
(Dedicated to National Nude Day, July 14th)
The Ides of July are on their way.
Let’s get ready to celebrate National Nude Day
Like toddlers we’ll run naked through the sprinkler
We’ll be laughing innocent children dancing in the water
Whether you'd rather skinny dip under the light of the moon
Or sunbath on a nude beach in Cancun
May each of us in our own way celebrate
What God proudly has created, undraped
Happy National Nude Day everyone! Now take off all your clothes, and get out there and have some fun.
The Ides of July are on their way.
Let’s get ready to celebrate National Nude Day
Like toddlers we’ll run naked through the sprinkler
We’ll be laughing innocent children dancing in the water
Whether you'd rather skinny dip under the light of the moon
Or sunbath on a nude beach in Cancun
May each of us in our own way celebrate
What God proudly has created, undraped
Happy National Nude Day everyone! Now take off all your clothes, and get out there and have some fun.
62 reads
4 Comments
PARENTAL SURVIVAL KIT
Diaper malfunction
Unexpected burp-up
Emergency handkerchief
Milk sponge
Human highchair tray
Absorbent nap mattress
How many more reasons are required before you realize diaper bag essentials include an extra shirt?
Unexpected burp-up
Emergency handkerchief
Milk sponge
Human highchair tray
Absorbent nap mattress
How many more reasons are required before you realize diaper bag essentials include an extra shirt?
90 reads
7 Comments
T & T
T attooed and toothless
E verything in excess
X marks the spot
A ssholes by the lot
S ecession is the talk
B illionaire parasites
U ltra-conservative hype
L aughing my fat ass off
L one-Star state is a myth
S ucking more revenue
H airspray incrusted hypocrites
I nbred and ignorant
T aking more than they give
T alk but no walk
E mphatically arrogant
R odeo clowns, ‘a hint’
S hut the fuck-up!
E verything in excess
X marks the spot
A ssholes by the lot
S ecession is the talk
B illionaire parasites
U ltra-conservative hype
L aughing my fat ass off
L one-Star state is a myth
S ucking more revenue
H airspray incrusted hypocrites
I nbred and ignorant
T aking more than they give
T alk but no walk
E mphatically arrogant
R odeo clowns, ‘a hint’
S hut the fuck-up!
50 reads
3 Comments
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