Submissions by rabbitquest
POEMS AND SHORT STORIES
Poet Introduction
I began writing poetry once when there was no toilet paper
MISCELLANEOUS POEM
Published
1st Sep 2014 7:01am
1st Sep 2014 7:01am
How anyone can win a trophy
I figured out how to
give myself any number of trophies.
With all computer systems, there are
back door techniques
In general, the technique involves downloading
three identical copies of...
But before I reveal the specifics, I need to warn you
that this kind of knowledge involves a good bit of
personal responsibility.
Like the knowledge to pick those realtor lockboxes in 30 seconds, to give yourself a tour of vacant homes in the area, and you just so happen to engage in copulitorious behaviors with your...
give myself any number of trophies.
With all computer systems, there are
back door techniques
In general, the technique involves downloading
three identical copies of...
But before I reveal the specifics, I need to warn you
that this kind of knowledge involves a good bit of
personal responsibility.
Like the knowledge to pick those realtor lockboxes in 30 seconds, to give yourself a tour of vacant homes in the area, and you just so happen to engage in copulitorious behaviors with your...
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OBSERVATIONAL POEM
Published
31st Aug 2014 5:43am
31st Aug 2014 5:43am
cub
A wild female took up residence in my daddy's garage
Up in between the rafters,
On a fiberglass mat
She had picked a weak spot
She and her little baby came falling to the floor below.
The insulation cushioned their fall.
She would come as close as she could stand to me
begging for food
I'd give it to her
She never let me get close enough to her for my satisfaction
I did not have the patience to let the relationship grow naturally.
I wanted intimacy in short order, before she really got to know me,...
Up in between the rafters,
On a fiberglass mat
She had picked a weak spot
She and her little baby came falling to the floor below.
The insulation cushioned their fall.
She would come as close as she could stand to me
begging for food
I'd give it to her
She never let me get close enough to her for my satisfaction
I did not have the patience to let the relationship grow naturally.
I wanted intimacy in short order, before she really got to know me,...
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FICTIONAL PROSE
Published
24th Aug 2014 5:59am
24th Aug 2014 5:59am
GOOGLE GUN
the trigger was pulled and now I'm....
...wondering about that google bullet inside
It activated Google map services
A large red light appeared
and a female robot voice spoke,
" Good afternoon, sir, would this be a robbery,
or an act of self defence against a robber?"
Well, that startled me. A while back,
I had paid a little extra for the Google bullets
...
...wondering about that google bullet inside
It activated Google map services
A large red light appeared
and a female robot voice spoke,
" Good afternoon, sir, would this be a robbery,
or an act of self defence against a robber?"
Well, that startled me. A while back,
I had paid a little extra for the Google bullets
...
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SPIRITUAL POEM
Published
13th Aug 2014 6:05am
13th Aug 2014 6:05am
The Sheep
The Sheep get lots of Lovin
The Shepherd fires up the oven
The Sheep trust the sheep ahead
If one jumps the cliff they are all dead
Love flows within the group
on everyone else they poop
Man is given many gifts
One is to wonder at "what ifs..."
The Shepherd fires up the oven
The Sheep trust the sheep ahead
If one jumps the cliff they are all dead
Love flows within the group
on everyone else they poop
Man is given many gifts
One is to wonder at "what ifs..."
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EROTIC POEM
Published
9th Aug 2014 9:15am
9th Aug 2014 9:15am
Moon Rocket
Noodle Flops Poodle
Tip slips by slip
swiveled hips sink ships
Shot cannon ball
Cool Cave cavern
Bats fly
To the Moon
Tip slips by slip
swiveled hips sink ships
Shot cannon ball
Cool Cave cavern
Bats fly
To the Moon
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OBSERVATIONAL POEM
Published
4th Aug 2014 3:35pm
4th Aug 2014 3:35pm
Rat colonies(warning Educational content)
Konrad Lorenz was a famous German who studied the behaviours of animals.
Besides doing the typical stuff like swimming in a lake with a gaggle of geese following him because they imprinted him as their mother,
He studied RATS.
Rats, you see, behave a little bit like humans.
He saw that if there was some good space to start a colony,
Man Wife rat couples, seeking to own this territory,
would fight to the death all other contending couples,
until only one beaten, limping couple was left standing.
They won all...
Besides doing the typical stuff like swimming in a lake with a gaggle of geese following him because they imprinted him as their mother,
He studied RATS.
Rats, you see, behave a little bit like humans.
He saw that if there was some good space to start a colony,
Man Wife rat couples, seeking to own this territory,
would fight to the death all other contending couples,
until only one beaten, limping couple was left standing.
They won all...
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LOVE POEM
Published
23rd Jul 2014 7:16am
23rd Jul 2014 7:16am
The Smile
She daydreamed
while lonely customers
showered roses,
rings and promises from kings
in the end, never letting her off
without kneading her soul
It's what they came for
Daydreaming about him
while he was right there
Smiling,
She had promised herself
never to fall in love
while lonely customers
showered roses,
rings and promises from kings
in the end, never letting her off
without kneading her soul
It's what they came for
Daydreaming about him
while he was right there
Smiling,
She had promised herself
never to fall in love
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SELF POEM
Published
19th Jul 2014 5:41am
19th Jul 2014 5:41am
1989 volvo
Dear Admin
The lease agent knocked on my door yesterday to tell me
that my Mercedes was being switched for a 1989 VOLVO.
He gave me thirty minutes to clean my belongings out.
A little HEADS UP would have been appreciated.
I can handle it though.
You know,
I kind of fit in a little better
coming to poetry reading clubs
in the rusty green Volvo.
Perhaps
I had indeed gotten a little cocky and self aggrandized.
You know, I finally met up with one nice lady
who had...
The lease agent knocked on my door yesterday to tell me
that my Mercedes was being switched for a 1989 VOLVO.
He gave me thirty minutes to clean my belongings out.
A little HEADS UP would have been appreciated.
I can handle it though.
You know,
I kind of fit in a little better
coming to poetry reading clubs
in the rusty green Volvo.
Perhaps
I had indeed gotten a little cocky and self aggrandized.
You know, I finally met up with one nice lady
who had...
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UPBEAT POEM
Published
13th Jul 2014 7:11am
13th Jul 2014 7:11am
ode to A Great poet
my brain is a little pasted
from age,and getting wasted
my haze from coffee and buffets
does not stop flashbacks of
lines from her plays
they echo on in memory
as lately, her pen is doing some r & r
i remember that poem...
...a line of coke on her belly
tempting her partner to sniff
Awaiting a grab at her hair down there
he doesn't quite sense he's got the green light
those scattered shards of abandoNed factory...
from age,and getting wasted
my haze from coffee and buffets
does not stop flashbacks of
lines from her plays
they echo on in memory
as lately, her pen is doing some r & r
i remember that poem...
...a line of coke on her belly
tempting her partner to sniff
Awaiting a grab at her hair down there
he doesn't quite sense he's got the green light
those scattered shards of abandoNed factory...
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OBSERVATIONAL POEM
Published
9th Jul 2014 8:33pm
9th Jul 2014 8:33pm
sock and soul
Damn, I'd trade my soul for a clean pair of socks"
Something moved over by my dirty pile of clothes, and I walked over, and sure enough, there was a brand spanking new pair of socks.
I was a little bit spooked, but I am pretty rational, so I dismissed it as coincidence, and the movement was just a mouse or I had just imagined it.
After a few weeks I sensed that I no longer had a soul.
Walking home one night,
I saw this place where I had heard about
how you go into this box and talk to a priest and I walked in, and by...
Something moved over by my dirty pile of clothes, and I walked over, and sure enough, there was a brand spanking new pair of socks.
I was a little bit spooked, but I am pretty rational, so I dismissed it as coincidence, and the movement was just a mouse or I had just imagined it.
After a few weeks I sensed that I no longer had a soul.
Walking home one night,
I saw this place where I had heard about
how you go into this box and talk to a priest and I walked in, and by...
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OBSERVATIONAL POEM
Published
23rd Jun 2014 6:59am
23rd Jun 2014 6:59am
Anger therapy
This person just was all very sad, and called the suicide hotline before ending it all.
The volunteer had had enough of pleading for the umpteenth person not to do it, only to hear the bang and the phone drop to the floor... "Hey, I was just wondering, do you have some money in your account?"
....Umm, yeah?.
"Well, I was just thinking, since you are going to be dead, if you could just give me your account number..."
...Umm, What?...
"Well, I am a little short this week, and since you wouldn't be using that stuff...
The volunteer had had enough of pleading for the umpteenth person not to do it, only to hear the bang and the phone drop to the floor... "Hey, I was just wondering, do you have some money in your account?"
....Umm, yeah?.
"Well, I was just thinking, since you are going to be dead, if you could just give me your account number..."
...Umm, What?...
"Well, I am a little short this week, and since you wouldn't be using that stuff...
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LOVE POEM
Published
31st May 2014 4:43am
31st May 2014 4:43am
Anthony's poem
Written by my 12 yr old son, Anthony!
o sweet flower,
the plant of the hour,
be, my guest, in my garden,
forever and ever you will be mine....
nobody will touch you, nobody ,not even a ghoul.
so fly home, say goodbye, I’ll see you in the sky,
my one love, the only one in my heart,
forever and ever we will always be together,
so will you be mine clementine,
just say fine,
and if you don't, ill cry,
will this be the end to our relationship,
forever strengthing over the loooong years,
my love, o...
o sweet flower,
the plant of the hour,
be, my guest, in my garden,
forever and ever you will be mine....
nobody will touch you, nobody ,not even a ghoul.
so fly home, say goodbye, I’ll see you in the sky,
my one love, the only one in my heart,
forever and ever we will always be together,
so will you be mine clementine,
just say fine,
and if you don't, ill cry,
will this be the end to our relationship,
forever strengthing over the loooong years,
my love, o...
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