Submissions by Waterviolet
POEMS AND SHORT STORIES
I want a juraff
I dont know how to spell it
U no one of those animals
With the long neck and spots
And shit
From Africa i think
I want a life sized stuffed one
I would put it in the basement
And cut a hole in the floor so just its
Head was upstairs
U no one of those animals
With the long neck and spots
And shit
From Africa i think
I want a life sized stuffed one
I would put it in the basement
And cut a hole in the floor so just its
Head was upstairs
43 reads
7 Comments
Pot of gold
I am thinking positive
And you are my pot
Of gold after the
Rainstorm
At the bottom of
The rainbow
And you are my pot
Of gold after the
Rainstorm
At the bottom of
The rainbow
56 reads
4 Comments
Im sorry
Im sorry that you people
Have to put up with my foul mouth
And pore attitude
I am just tired of shuffling
The cards and getting a
Handfull of shit so i
Like to fling in in every direction
Before my hand begins to stink
So i rille am sorry
I wrote sorry on my
Nut sack that way
When u lick from the
Beginning of my
Ass crack to the tip
Of my hard dick u can
See that i rille am sorry
I wish i could say this is the
End of my story but i got alot
More to say there is all sorts
Of fucked up shit floating...
Have to put up with my foul mouth
And pore attitude
I am just tired of shuffling
The cards and getting a
Handfull of shit so i
Like to fling in in every direction
Before my hand begins to stink
So i rille am sorry
I wrote sorry on my
Nut sack that way
When u lick from the
Beginning of my
Ass crack to the tip
Of my hard dick u can
See that i rille am sorry
I wish i could say this is the
End of my story but i got alot
More to say there is all sorts
Of fucked up shit floating...
52 reads
6 Comments
Rain
I hope the strippers have a better sense of humour
Than the jesus freaks
I doent want a bunch of bitchy messages for the next 2 weeks
Your old and saggy and your gunt keeps getting cout on the
Pole fuck bitch ur not gona be whole without this demeaning
Fuckin job swinging around that stinky pole
Drug dealers like to put out cigarettes in your armpit
For half grams cus they cant stomach to fuck you
What u gona do well slunt come with me there is room
For you at du they put up with me so you and your
Crusty hol are more than welcome just sweep of...
Than the jesus freaks
I doent want a bunch of bitchy messages for the next 2 weeks
Your old and saggy and your gunt keeps getting cout on the
Pole fuck bitch ur not gona be whole without this demeaning
Fuckin job swinging around that stinky pole
Drug dealers like to put out cigarettes in your armpit
For half grams cus they cant stomach to fuck you
What u gona do well slunt come with me there is room
For you at du they put up with me so you and your
Crusty hol are more than welcome just sweep of...
42 reads
5 Comments
Shooting spree(fun with words comp)
Locked cocked and ready to rock
Ennui wants to shoot someone with
Her gun cAnt say it dos not sound like fun
If i ever get terminal cancer
You bitches better run
This shit is gina be fun
Heads are going to roll
Especially the one of that
Loud mouth troll
I dont want to cross your
Bridge and i aint paying
No fuckin toll
So just back off
Let me go on my spree
Bullets are not free
Better make every shot count
One two three
Ready or not here i come
Hay ennui can i borrow a gun ?
Ennui wants to shoot someone with
Her gun cAnt say it dos not sound like fun
If i ever get terminal cancer
You bitches better run
This shit is gina be fun
Heads are going to roll
Especially the one of that
Loud mouth troll
I dont want to cross your
Bridge and i aint paying
No fuckin toll
So just back off
Let me go on my spree
Bullets are not free
Better make every shot count
One two three
Ready or not here i come
Hay ennui can i borrow a gun ?
47 reads
2 Comments
Dam the gods contest
Dam the gods
Dam the gods they are
All a bunch of fuckin frauds
Just a bunch of shit
Fabricated to control the meek
Its the money making scam of the week
For the last 2000 years
Its not my fault u cant smell the shit
While you are on your knees so
Put your hands togher and pray
And hopefully god will save the day
Hold on to that little sunshine ray
If its salvation u seek go hold the hand
Of a catholic priest for a day he will fix your week
Maybe have him watch your kids
He will do the work of the lord ...
Dam the gods they are
All a bunch of fuckin frauds
Just a bunch of shit
Fabricated to control the meek
Its the money making scam of the week
For the last 2000 years
Its not my fault u cant smell the shit
While you are on your knees so
Put your hands togher and pray
And hopefully god will save the day
Hold on to that little sunshine ray
If its salvation u seek go hold the hand
Of a catholic priest for a day he will fix your week
Maybe have him watch your kids
He will do the work of the lord ...
72 reads
14 Comments
Cross country trip
I am gona chop
You up into
Little pieces
And spread you from
One end
Of the
Country
To the other
And when your
Family
Is looking for
Little pieces
Of you to put
To rest
I will be laying in
Bed
Catching up on
Some
Puting out
Cigarette
Butts in your
Empty fuckin
Head
You up into
Little pieces
And spread you from
One end
Of the
Country
To the other
And when your
Family
Is looking for
Little pieces
Of you to put
To rest
I will be laying in
Bed
Catching up on
Some
Puting out
Cigarette
Butts in your
Empty fuckin
Head
75 reads
5 Comments
I love the smell of fish in the morning
I am
Gona take
You
Up the
Valley
Handcuff you
To
A tree
Drizzle you
With
Tuna juice
And
Let the
Black
Bears do
The
Dirty work
I will
Return
For my
Handcuffs
In the morning
Gona take
You
Up the
Valley
Handcuff you
To
A tree
Drizzle you
With
Tuna juice
And
Let the
Black
Bears do
The
Dirty work
I will
Return
For my
Handcuffs
In the morning
72 reads
8 Comments
Women
I have never claimed to be a smart man
I also dont know much about how a woman's
Head works either
One thing i do know is bitches like
Flowers big time
If your in shit with the vag
Get her flowers
I think if the states had a woman
President and
China was manufacturing
Nuclear arms and she found out
About it all china would haveto do
Is send down a dozen long steam red
Roses and she would be like ohhh
China your so sweeeet and they would be in
The clear bitches like flowers
But your stuck with that fucktard obama ...
I also dont know much about how a woman's
Head works either
One thing i do know is bitches like
Flowers big time
If your in shit with the vag
Get her flowers
I think if the states had a woman
President and
China was manufacturing
Nuclear arms and she found out
About it all china would haveto do
Is send down a dozen long steam red
Roses and she would be like ohhh
China your so sweeeet and they would be in
The clear bitches like flowers
But your stuck with that fucktard obama ...
40 reads
6 Comments
The imagin-eer
U are one dumb shit
Over complicating
Everything to justify
Your job
Just because it works
On paper dosent mean it works
In real life
You are one dumb shit
I would like to make you eat
That faggity
Little pinky ring
Dumb shit
U have book smarts
But i have taken shits
With more street smarts
Over complicating
Everything to justify
Your job
Just because it works
On paper dosent mean it works
In real life
You are one dumb shit
I would like to make you eat
That faggity
Little pinky ring
Dumb shit
U have book smarts
But i have taken shits
With more street smarts
50 reads
4 Comments
No
I dont think
The first rays of the
Morning sun
Can dry the due
I dont think
The first rays
Of the morning sun
Can erase my feelings
For you
I dont think
You will ever know
How much i love you
But i guess i will
Have to move on
I gave you 15 years
Of my life
And you replaced me
In 3 months
This is hard to take
U have everything i have
Worked at for the last 12 years
A house car and my beautiful
Children
I dont think i know u anymore
The first rays of the
Morning sun
Can dry the due
I dont think
The first rays
Of the morning sun
Can erase my feelings
For you
I dont think
You will ever know
How much i love you
But i guess i will
Have to move on
I gave you 15 years
Of my life
And you replaced me
In 3 months
This is hard to take
U have everything i have
Worked at for the last 12 years
A house car and my beautiful
Children
I dont think i know u anymore
49 reads
9 Comments
Lost
I dont know what to do
I feel like
like my soul
Is fading
Blowing away in the breeze
Sweeping away thru
The trees
Up the mountain side
Fading away
Blowing away
In the breeze
I feel like
like my soul
Is fading
Blowing away in the breeze
Sweeping away thru
The trees
Up the mountain side
Fading away
Blowing away
In the breeze
38 reads
6 Comments
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