Submissions by Vexilum

The world would be a much happier place if we all agreed to stop wearing pants

The world would be more fun if we all moved to our favorite songs even if we didn’t know how to dance

The world would be a lot nicer if we all agreed to be honest about our thoughts

Like, “Hey, I don’t like it when you do that” or “Hey, I think about you a lot.”

If we were all honest about ourselves then maybe we wouldn’t judge one another

If we could see each other’s thoughts through words we might see ourselves as sisters and brothers

Maybe...

It’s a classic story:
 
Boy likes girl, girl likes boy as a friend
 
And shit gets gory
 
Girl rips boy’s heart out and leaves it in the street
 
For a douche bag with big pecks on the football team
 
“But he has nothing that I don’t have!” you say
 
But oh, yes he does
 
He has muscles, a chiseled jaw, and he’s so cute because he likes  
long hugs
 
You wouldn’t have been into this girl if she wasn’t pretty, no
 
So you sir, are a hypocritical critical hippo
 
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