Submissions by Nate5123

There once was a young adult,
Innocent as could be-
Until he started puffing heavily on the THC tree.

This new activity filled up the dregs of his minuscule spare time,
He felt at ease participating-
Even though it was a crime.

He would even disregard his loving girlfriend to smoke,
And it didn't take long for his new hobby to make him broke.

But, every dollar he came across went to the pot,
His girl even gave a demeaning confrontation a shot.

"You need to stop this instant and get your priorities straight,
You just...

He didn't text her in the morning like he always does,
She was high off their love, and even felt a buzz.

They built their relationship with bricks of trust,
And seeing each other daily was definitely a must.

She knew from the absent text that something was wrong,
But she tried to think positive and told herself to be strong.

She frequently tried to reach him but there was no response,
So she went to his house, not caring if she was a nuance.

His mother answered the door and listened to the girl's concerns,
She figured he was...

Giving out this wisdom with my life as my credential,
Don't rush to find a wife, but look for who has potential.
Then prowl on the low, like this is confidential,
They don't all need to know, so the stealth is essential.

But now you have a girl,
So let me have your attention,
You are in contention,
For the accidental fam extension.

So use all the methods
That lead to prevention,
Because I know it wasn't your intention,
For a girl to steal your pension.

You didn't listen.

Hate to rub it in, I don't want to see you...