Submissions by Dirtfarm
POEMS AND SHORT STORIES
100psi and holding
My girl is overwhelmingly Voluptuous
but missing the “meat” on the bones
she’s Quite but I can’t get her to shut her mouth
not being gasconading, But
I keep telling her to put Some clothes on
can’t sit naked by the window during the day
sun has a Way of ruining things over time
colostomy bag placed in atmospheric temperatures
want last long and gives a funny taste
I have paraskavedekatriaphobia
thank god it’s Only Thursday the 12th
daily showers only washes off yesterday’s lube
regardless if she’s magnanimous with the affection ...
but missing the “meat” on the bones
she’s Quite but I can’t get her to shut her mouth
not being gasconading, But
I keep telling her to put Some clothes on
can’t sit naked by the window during the day
sun has a Way of ruining things over time
colostomy bag placed in atmospheric temperatures
want last long and gives a funny taste
I have paraskavedekatriaphobia
thank god it’s Only Thursday the 12th
daily showers only washes off yesterday’s lube
regardless if she’s magnanimous with the affection ...
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Who used all the hair spray
I was sitting for a while
not long enough for the legs to go numb
but the perfect time just when the legs start to tingle
flipping through my phone
I came across one of those 80’s songs
when the hair was long and it was expectable to wear those fucked up sweat bands
remember the short shorts
the ones that required a jock strap
cause the sack was always even with the bottom
made the man toe acceptable at a church function
anyway, I pressed play
hey Mickey you so fine you so fine you blow my mind
came blaring out my phone cause the volume was...
not long enough for the legs to go numb
but the perfect time just when the legs start to tingle
flipping through my phone
I came across one of those 80’s songs
when the hair was long and it was expectable to wear those fucked up sweat bands
remember the short shorts
the ones that required a jock strap
cause the sack was always even with the bottom
made the man toe acceptable at a church function
anyway, I pressed play
hey Mickey you so fine you so fine you blow my mind
came blaring out my phone cause the volume was...
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Have you ever heard a butterfly sing
It’s funny how silence has a way of helping you find yourself
not some divine intervention shit
but what you are truly made of deep in the guts
many crack at the sound of the gavel
others crumble on the road to retribution
several are just born a bitch
and a few find a warrior in the stillness
you never really know what you are before judgment day
when the clattering of doors stop and the light dim
your true self will emerge
so the next time you want to show out at the club
poke ya chest out in front of your friends
remember that I fucked...
not some divine intervention shit
but what you are truly made of deep in the guts
many crack at the sound of the gavel
others crumble on the road to retribution
several are just born a bitch
and a few find a warrior in the stillness
you never really know what you are before judgment day
when the clattering of doors stop and the light dim
your true self will emerge
so the next time you want to show out at the club
poke ya chest out in front of your friends
remember that I fucked...
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They say there’s gold in them thar hills
found out early that I was missing that hollow muscular organ
old man’s motto to everything was” it’s along way from your heart son rub some dirt on it”
I wondered if it was the beer and whiskey talking or did he really know best
could have just been filling the void after mom disappeared into the local crack house
whispers would emerge from time to time when she was spotted on 140 Pine Street
heard the bitch passed a year before my old man’s liver shut down
it’s all hard to grasp when your 14
my aunt handled me and the situation the best she knew how
doctors...
old man’s motto to everything was” it’s along way from your heart son rub some dirt on it”
I wondered if it was the beer and whiskey talking or did he really know best
could have just been filling the void after mom disappeared into the local crack house
whispers would emerge from time to time when she was spotted on 140 Pine Street
heard the bitch passed a year before my old man’s liver shut down
it’s all hard to grasp when your 14
my aunt handled me and the situation the best she knew how
doctors...
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I have a dream that all will be free one day
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I never got my change back
Looking deep into your eyes
a distant face from my past comes rushing back
vision blurred
I remember you swinging around that pole to the beat of Lil Jon
squatting in front of me with legs spread wide
I would smile every time you shook that ass and made my dollar fall from your twat
yes, I fell in love with you as soon as the first bill hit the floor
Angel the one and only stripper to steal my heart
for the comp "First Impression"
a distant face from my past comes rushing back
vision blurred
I remember you swinging around that pole to the beat of Lil Jon
squatting in front of me with legs spread wide
I would smile every time you shook that ass and made my dollar fall from your twat
yes, I fell in love with you as soon as the first bill hit the floor
Angel the one and only stripper to steal my heart
for the comp "First Impression"
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The sweet sounds of the Holidays
I stare at the reflection in the mirror
can’t help but nod at the silly bastard
survived another year
with all the shit you’ve smoked and poked
it should have buried you years ago
I see the secret in that devilish smile
It’s those damn bells
the Salvation Army bells that drive you to the point of insanity
with every smiling prick that asks the same fucking question
with each trip in and out of the store
“do you care to give today”
I look forward to these words throughout the year
yes crazy as it sounds, this keeps me alive
I tell myself...
can’t help but nod at the silly bastard
survived another year
with all the shit you’ve smoked and poked
it should have buried you years ago
I see the secret in that devilish smile
It’s those damn bells
the Salvation Army bells that drive you to the point of insanity
with every smiling prick that asks the same fucking question
with each trip in and out of the store
“do you care to give today”
I look forward to these words throughout the year
yes crazy as it sounds, this keeps me alive
I tell myself...
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Her wings may be dirty, but she knows how to f**k
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My girl has morals
With the expectations of society
maturity is a merciless awakening
yet I ride the borderline of not giving a fuck
you remind me of an animal
an animal that will never truly cover its scent
due to the shit that falls in its track
your delusions of grandeur
want hide the warm goo that runs down both legs
miss home wrecker
Shhhhh
don’t’ worry baby
there is still time to save the gays
maturity is a merciless awakening
yet I ride the borderline of not giving a fuck
you remind me of an animal
an animal that will never truly cover its scent
due to the shit that falls in its track
your delusions of grandeur
want hide the warm goo that runs down both legs
miss home wrecker
Shhhhh
don’t’ worry baby
there is still time to save the gays
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The disease my doctor cant diagnosis
I tread on a road masked by teensy thread
lovey-dovey, wishy-washy
I want to ride in the dog and pony show
shake the bloody hand of true gangsters
while bacteria spreads through paradise
repetition has become far too simple
don’t bitch and moan of life’s problems
wipe the piss from the yellow brick road
burn the rags and blow that beautiful white smoke
escaping from the inevitable
a puppet that lost its appeal
Ahhh, regret
never could muster much up
diagnosed with assholism
my thoughts ruminate into gibberish
that fails the...
lovey-dovey, wishy-washy
I want to ride in the dog and pony show
shake the bloody hand of true gangsters
while bacteria spreads through paradise
repetition has become far too simple
don’t bitch and moan of life’s problems
wipe the piss from the yellow brick road
burn the rags and blow that beautiful white smoke
escaping from the inevitable
a puppet that lost its appeal
Ahhh, regret
never could muster much up
diagnosed with assholism
my thoughts ruminate into gibberish
that fails the...
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Whats the world coming to
I stand on my own
once wobbled by the legs of society
my thoughts have never been clearer in this dirty fucking mind
guess I will look for another job, got fired Thursday
Why? Why did those idiots fire me you might ask?
because they are communists that’s why
I called in a few days because the government has been shut down
my manager started ranting something about your not a government employee
I thought I was standing up for what was right
If they can’t work why should I
fuck Wal-Mart I didn’t like working there anyway
once wobbled by the legs of society
my thoughts have never been clearer in this dirty fucking mind
guess I will look for another job, got fired Thursday
Why? Why did those idiots fire me you might ask?
because they are communists that’s why
I called in a few days because the government has been shut down
my manager started ranting something about your not a government employee
I thought I was standing up for what was right
If they can’t work why should I
fuck Wal-Mart I didn’t like working there anyway
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Am I Queer
She swallows it with one gulp and smiles
I wonder what it tastes like
yes that shit sounds sick
you're fuckin right, I can’t let the fellas know I want to try it
society frowns on being different
different throws off on normalcy
I laugh at both
because we all eat, sleep, breathe, shit and piss
sticking your dick in a toaster only shows your individuality
My curb store pharmacy job allows me to sleep late
never cared for school, no diplomas nailed to my wall
just pictures of me and a few...
I wonder what it tastes like
yes that shit sounds sick
you're fuckin right, I can’t let the fellas know I want to try it
society frowns on being different
different throws off on normalcy
I laugh at both
because we all eat, sleep, breathe, shit and piss
sticking your dick in a toaster only shows your individuality
My curb store pharmacy job allows me to sleep late
never cared for school, no diplomas nailed to my wall
just pictures of me and a few...
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