Poetry competition CLOSED 29th August 2014 1:44pm
WINNER
Anonymous
Anonymous
Butt Dial
Anonymous
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Such A Naughty Night...
Tones of sweet Barry White, begin to play...
Hello Sexy, my words only to fall to my dismay...
An unintentional dial I see, your talking all about me...
Listen close, to pick up clues...
Oh but your butt dial told on you!
Sharing secrets of your hidden side...
With your bestie, oh how my thoughts ran wild...
You had no clue, I'd be taking notes...
Finding your weakness and those magic spots...
A sexy giggle, I imagine your smile...
Oh my, baby it's arousing how you've trapped my mind...
The call is dropped, but I must say...
I'd take a butt dial from you any day!
Tones of sweet Barry White, begin to play...
Hello Sexy, my words only to fall to my dismay...
An unintentional dial I see, your talking all about me...
Listen close, to pick up clues...
Oh but your butt dial told on you!
Sharing secrets of your hidden side...
With your bestie, oh how my thoughts ran wild...
You had no clue, I'd be taking notes...
Finding your weakness and those magic spots...
A sexy giggle, I imagine your smile...
Oh my, baby it's arousing how you've trapped my mind...
The call is dropped, but I must say...
I'd take a butt dial from you any day!
Anonymous
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Got a call from my friend, Jack
I said, "Hello! How are ya'?"
No reply
Wondered why
Asked him how he's been
Silence lingered like a plume
Gassy
Tootie fruity
Then grumbling low to louder still
His message was quite clear
Phhhrrttt, fraap...FART!
Tuba's in ma' ear!
Hanging up, I call him back
Ask him, what the 'ell?
"Sorry, Raf. Twas my bad...just talk'n out my ass"
I said, "Hello! How are ya'?"
No reply
Wondered why
Asked him how he's been
Silence lingered like a plume
Gassy
Tootie fruity
Then grumbling low to louder still
His message was quite clear
Phhhrrttt, fraap...FART!
Tuba's in ma' ear!
Hanging up, I call him back
Ask him, what the 'ell?
"Sorry, Raf. Twas my bad...just talk'n out my ass"
I have never received any strange butt dial calls
But a few years ago i i had a job and the shop
Forman /owners phone number was on digit
Off of my drug dealers number and i accidentally
Called him at 2 am looking for a 1/4oz of blow
I was pritty wasted but he groggily answered the phone
And was like wtf no is that u........you u better be at work tomorrow
Needless to say i got haled into the office the next day
And they sent me home for stinking of booze and tried to
Make me go to rehab
He was head of the Mormon church as well he dident seem
To like me mutch after that one lol
Oops
But a few years ago i i had a job and the shop
Forman /owners phone number was on digit
Off of my drug dealers number and i accidentally
Called him at 2 am looking for a 1/4oz of blow
I was pritty wasted but he groggily answered the phone
And was like wtf no is that u........you u better be at work tomorrow
Needless to say i got haled into the office the next day
And they sent me home for stinking of booze and tried to
Make me go to rehab
He was head of the Mormon church as well he dident seem
To like me mutch after that one lol
Oops
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Anonymous
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.: Don't Hag'Ghoul :.
http://www.blogcdn.com/www.switched.com/media/2009/02/2009.02.18phonetxt.jpg
she knew
given the chance
all what her butt could do
could make calls on its own
even gather a crew
though
once connected
might pass “dead air”
but more than likely
she’d start an affair
receivers
bewildered
puts smiles on their face
tech-savvy at hand
would enable a trace
look,
this is the thing
with this
modern day “tag”
butta butt,,,
to
the gut
when the connect is
a hag
...
Anonymous
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A couple of funny times happened years ago, due to phone numbers being one digit off from other phone numbers and of course getting a wrong-number dial from someone. When my great-grandmother was still alive, back in the 1970's-early 1980's, her phone number used to be one digit different from a popular local pizza joint. She got so many misdialed calls, that she started taking pizza orders and saying "See you in 15 minutes!" We of course, helped her with the "orders" if visiting and the phone rang.
The other time, was when I got my own phone line back in college, and I would get calls from people looking for "Lisa" then proceeding to talk in Spanish. It was eventually figured out that they were indeed trying to reach Lisa, which is also my name, but her number was one digit different than mine, so whenever the Latino people would call, they started asking first "Is this the Spanish Lisa or the American Lisa?" Pretty funny!
The other time, was when I got my own phone line back in college, and I would get calls from people looking for "Lisa" then proceeding to talk in Spanish. It was eventually figured out that they were indeed trying to reach Lisa, which is also my name, but her number was one digit different than mine, so whenever the Latino people would call, they started asking first "Is this the Spanish Lisa or the American Lisa?" Pretty funny!
Anonymous
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