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Posted: 31st July 2014 11:10pm
Angel-Blood
Angel-Blood
Lost Thinker
United States
Joined 30th Apr 2012
Forum Posts: 9
whats was the ghost crying for the zombie?

Because he lose he's mind

Posted: 31st July 2014 11:19pm
Arthur
Arthur
The literate one
Lost Thinker
Australia 1awards
Joined 11th July 2014
Forum Posts: 77
What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot?

We might actually find bigfoot one day.

Posted: 1st August 2014 4:26am
Waterviolet
Waterviolet
Thought Provoker
Canada 2awards
Joined 14th Mar 2014
Forum Posts: 237
How  are women and tampons the same ?

 They are both  stuck up cunts

Posted: 6th August 2014 5:58am
rabbitquest
rabbitquest
Thought Provoker
Korea, North
Joined 20th May 2012
Forum Posts: 33
whats the difference between a small car and a baby?

One's a mini cooper, the others a mini pooper.



Posted: 22nd August 2014 1:10pm
clewluss
clewluss
Curtis
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Joined 22nd Apr 2014
Forum Posts: 17
A horse is running fast and jumps over a fence.

The horse behind is running fast but at the last second suddenly stops

in front of the fence.


The first horse says, "just get over it"

Posted: 22nd August 2014 2:23pm
Waterviolet
Waterviolet
Thought Provoker
Canada 2awards
Joined 14th Mar 2014
Forum Posts: 237
Y are there only 2 paulbearers at an indian funerel ?

There are only 2 handels on a garbage can

Posted: 22nd August 2014 2:24pm
Waterviolet
Waterviolet
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Canada 2awards
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Forum Posts: 237
Whats good on pizza but bad on women ?

Crust

Posted: 22nd August 2014 2:25pm
Waterviolet
Waterviolet
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Canada 2awards
Joined 14th Mar 2014
Forum Posts: 237
Whats long and hard on a welder ?

Grade 3

Posted: 22nd August 2014 2:25pm
Waterviolet
Waterviolet
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Canada 2awards
Joined 14th Mar 2014
Forum Posts: 237
What do u say to someyone with an i q of 3 ?

Nice weld

Posted: 22nd August 2014 2:27pm
Waterviolet
Waterviolet
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Canada 2awards
Joined 14th Mar 2014
Forum Posts: 237
Y do crows have wings ?

So they can beat the indians to the dump

Posted: 22nd August 2014 9:34pm
rabbitquest
rabbitquest
Thought Provoker
Korea, North
Joined 20th May 2012
Forum Posts: 33
What did the cop shout at his melted ice cream?



FREEZE!

Posted: 22nd August 2014 10:27pm
anonymouslyhere
anonymouslyhere
Thedarkshadow
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United States 1awards
Joined 31st Oct 2013
Forum Posts: 386
How do you call a liar, cheater, and murder all rolled into one?
A politician.

Posted: 22nd August 2014 10:45pm
anonymouslyhere
anonymouslyhere
Thedarkshadow
Thought Provoker
United States 1awards
Joined 31st Oct 2013
Forum Posts: 386
How many funny jokes have you heard from a blonde?
None, there all whoreible.

Posted: 31st August 2014 4:23am
rabbitquest
rabbitquest
Thought Provoker
Korea, North
Joined 20th May 2012
Forum Posts: 33
What does an honest dentist do when he finds a cavity?

He tells the tooth.

Posted: 31st August 2014 9:34am
napnau
napnau
Lost Thinker
Philippines
Joined 13th Aug 2014
Forum Posts: 29
Q: Why do we close the windows at night?

A: Because they are open.

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