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Jokes and Riddles repository
clewluss
Curtis
Joined 22nd Apr 2014
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Curtis
Lost Thinker
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Poetry Contest Description
Enjoy sharing old 'laughed overs' for others to tell and modify
example:
Question: What time is it when you go to the dentist?
Answer: 2:30
Question: What time is it when you go to the dentist?
Answer: 2:30
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BoFantastic
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Twisted Dreamer
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Why do pirates stank?
They never wash their booty.
They never wash their booty.
snugglebuck
8
Joined 3rd Feb 2014
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Thought Provoker
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Q: How can you tell that Chris Christie is into BDSM?
A: He like to tie people up in traffic.
A: He like to tie people up in traffic.
demonspread66
Joined 2nd June 2014
Forum Posts: 7
Lost Thinker
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Grandad,stop the funeral!
Who's there?
Grandad,stop the funeral!
Waterviolet
2
Joined 14th Mar 2014
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Y do jeurafs have sutch long necks ?
Because there feet stink
Because there feet stink
jvp
2
Joined 21st June 2014
Forum Posts: 87
Thought Provoker
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Solemn Golf
Fourteenth hole.
Paused, distant church bells toll.
Tipped my hat, for the lost soul.
"You really respect life."
"Least I can do, for my wife."
Fourteenth hole.
Paused, distant church bells toll.
Tipped my hat, for the lost soul.
"You really respect life."
"Least I can do, for my wife."
johnrot
21
Joined 10th Oct 2012
Forum Posts: 2961
Dangerous Mind
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what did the poet say to luke skywalker?
metaphors be with you..................
metaphors be with you..................
Toast
Joined 16th Aug 2013
Forum Posts: 21
Lost Thinker
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Lol
How do fish party?
Seaweed
How do fish party?
Seaweed
Grace
ldryad
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ldryad
Guardian of Shadows
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A; why did he end up looking at the waitress' butt?
B; Cos he tipped her over the counter.
B; Cos he tipped her over the counter.
Angel_Of_Darkness
Guardian Demon
2
Joined 22nd Feb 2013
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Guardian Demon
Fire of Insight
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How do you turn tap water into holy water?
You boil the hell outta it.
You boil the hell outta it.
johnrot
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Joined 10th Oct 2012
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Dangerous Mind
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how do you turn a dishwasher into a snow blower?
buy the bitch a shovel,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
buy the bitch a shovel,,,,,,,,,,,,,,