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Poetry competition CLOSED 1st June 2014 2:51am
WINNER
lanooz
lanooz
The "Stupid" Competition
Poetry Contest Description
In the immortal words of Forrest Gump: "Stupid is, as stupid does"
Write a poem about whatever you think is moronic, stupid/stupidity in general. Enter as many times as you want, any style, length poems, no collabs.
Go ahead--get it all out on how stupid you think it is, whatever or whoever, "it" is!
Go ahead--get it all out on how stupid you think it is, whatever or whoever, "it" is!
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I find a lot of things today are stupid.
Lazy people who refuse to move it.
Stupid people seeking Cupid.
Imaginary friend having at fifty two, if god exists prove it.
Nasty hoes who wont shave the pubic.
People who ignore those who warn their gonna lose it.
People who abuse shit.
People who ruin everything and then start accusin'.
Yeah I find a lot of things today are stupid.
People with talents and opportunity but choose not to use it.
People who frequently use the word stupid.
People with an air about them putrid.
People who cant appreciate music.
When stupid people depreciate ALL new shit
I think its fuckin stupid when idiots become famous only to keep givin what should be considered nameless
I hate stupid people who seem to be literally brainless.
Walkin down the street beatin there kids like they painless.
I hate seein all these stupid fuckin addicts who walk around aimless.
Im sick of hearin about people robbin Payless.
Life is fuckin stupid cuz... death hurts way less.
I find a lot of things today are stupid.
Lazy people who refuse to move it.
Stupid people seeking Cupid.
Imaginary friend having at fifty two, if god exists prove it.
Nasty hoes who wont shave the pubic.
People who ignore those who warn their gonna lose it.
People who abuse shit.
People who ruin everything and then start accusin'.
Yeah I find a lot of things today are stupid.
People with talents and opportunity but choose not to use it.
People who frequently use the word stupid.
People with an air about them putrid.
People who cant appreciate music.
When stupid people depreciate ALL new shit
I think its fuckin stupid when idiots become famous only to keep givin what should be considered nameless
I hate stupid people who seem to be literally brainless.
Walkin down the street beatin there kids like they painless.
I hate seein all these stupid fuckin addicts who walk around aimless.
Im sick of hearin about people robbin Payless.
Life is fuckin stupid cuz... death hurts way less.
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Call of the Rich and White Teen
So my Mom told me
She was gonna pay me
To clean my room.
Mom lied and I cried
Then she called me a baby.
My iPhone 5s...
The one I got yesterday...
Has a crack in it
Because I got mad and threw it.
My mani-pedi appointment got cancelled.
I'm wondering when
My shopping spree will begin.
I think right after
My Volkswagen bug gets fixed.
Daddy is going to get it now-
The guy at pep boys is kinda cute.
I'll have Daddy give me money
To tip him
And I'll write my name and number
On Franklin's forehead for him.
So my Mom told me
She was gonna pay me
To clean my room.
Mom lied and I cried
Then she called me a baby.
My iPhone 5s...
The one I got yesterday...
Has a crack in it
Because I got mad and threw it.
My mani-pedi appointment got cancelled.
I'm wondering when
My shopping spree will begin.
I think right after
My Volkswagen bug gets fixed.
Daddy is going to get it now-
The guy at pep boys is kinda cute.
I'll have Daddy give me money
To tip him
And I'll write my name and number
On Franklin's forehead for him.
My People The Stupid
How can we obtain order
in a world gone cold
oozing with less than
average intelligence,
we are petite compared
to our expectations,
I look at my neighborhood
and see only the hood
standing, gradually
diminishing into further
stupidity and irrelevance
all we do is smoke and
think of ways to gain
what's yours, jobless
yet nothing is above us
arrogant bastards I say.
Running around in doo-rags
blaming society for everything
deranged and angry making
the worst decisions possible,
we blame the whites for life,
we blame the blacks for life,
astonishing gull of my people
defiant ants thinking giants
but there is no regret for
leaving our child to wonder
the world alone, blame his
mother for the punch to the gut
I had enough of her yet you
call me a deadbeat dad? Yesss!!!
Pathetic placid stain of a being
stretched across the couch
earsplitting humanity's string.
Cruel we are, showing the world
our ass, well squeeze life
but instead smoke you breathe
lies of a no-good son of god
attending church, disgusting!
School tried to set you straight,
you cursed everything about it,
the whole world is against you?
The world needs to get rid of you
tossed out to never be missed,
did you ever exist?
These are my people I care about
but everyday it gets worse and worse
nothing to live for, nothing to gain
well, how can you gain when a couch
is your best friend pea brain.
How can we obtain order
in a world gone cold
oozing with less than
average intelligence,
we are petite compared
to our expectations,
I look at my neighborhood
and see only the hood
standing, gradually
diminishing into further
stupidity and irrelevance
all we do is smoke and
think of ways to gain
what's yours, jobless
yet nothing is above us
arrogant bastards I say.
Running around in doo-rags
blaming society for everything
deranged and angry making
the worst decisions possible,
we blame the whites for life,
we blame the blacks for life,
astonishing gull of my people
defiant ants thinking giants
but there is no regret for
leaving our child to wonder
the world alone, blame his
mother for the punch to the gut
I had enough of her yet you
call me a deadbeat dad? Yesss!!!
Pathetic placid stain of a being
stretched across the couch
earsplitting humanity's string.
Cruel we are, showing the world
our ass, well squeeze life
but instead smoke you breathe
lies of a no-good son of god
attending church, disgusting!
School tried to set you straight,
you cursed everything about it,
the whole world is against you?
The world needs to get rid of you
tossed out to never be missed,
did you ever exist?
These are my people I care about
but everyday it gets worse and worse
nothing to live for, nothing to gain
well, how can you gain when a couch
is your best friend pea brain.
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---STUPID-----------
Stupid is an individual
that accumulates a following
that believe in the business of
paying money to their church.
It is a business based on a non-tangible item.
Join us, and you too,will be "saved".
It is a business based on what has been decided
by a Bible of disciples ,
long ago,
far away.
Stupid is believing that the folk tales within
have a modern day message
that will keep us from sin.
A positive word for a world riddled with crime
helps the congregation to donate
their nickels and dimes.
Stupid is not recognizing that the church lives for profit,
selling its members on the wonderful, "Gods way".
If one does not follow, then their spirit is hollow.
Society favors that the church-goers pay.
Stupid is, merely, an opinion,- at best,
technically measured by intelligence tests-
explainable, medically, through scientific fact.
The world may be, "smart" , but how stupid is that?
Stupid is an individual
that accumulates a following
that believe in the business of
paying money to their church.
It is a business based on a non-tangible item.
Join us, and you too,will be "saved".
It is a business based on what has been decided
by a Bible of disciples ,
long ago,
far away.
Stupid is believing that the folk tales within
have a modern day message
that will keep us from sin.
A positive word for a world riddled with crime
helps the congregation to donate
their nickels and dimes.
Stupid is not recognizing that the church lives for profit,
selling its members on the wonderful, "Gods way".
If one does not follow, then their spirit is hollow.
Society favors that the church-goers pay.
Stupid is, merely, an opinion,- at best,
technically measured by intelligence tests-
explainable, medically, through scientific fact.
The world may be, "smart" , but how stupid is that?
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Sore Nerves
He stumbles over
The patterns in the rug.
Swears that his skin
Is made up of a thousand bugs,
So he slices his thighs
With the tabs from the bud lite.
None of the clocks
Are saying the same time,
So I set them to five thirty.
Boy, I'm up awefully early.
I'll go on my own schedule-
The sun and moon will sync up.
She's back on all the meds
That end in -ol and -am,
Gets them from her son,
Gets them from her man.
There goes rent and the baby.
People keep asking if she's mine.
He stumbles over
The patterns in the rug.
Swears that his skin
Is made up of a thousand bugs,
So he slices his thighs
With the tabs from the bud lite.
None of the clocks
Are saying the same time,
So I set them to five thirty.
Boy, I'm up awefully early.
I'll go on my own schedule-
The sun and moon will sync up.
She's back on all the meds
That end in -ol and -am,
Gets them from her son,
Gets them from her man.
There goes rent and the baby.
People keep asking if she's mine.
Anonymous
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