Poetry competition CLOSED 29th January 2014 8:15pm
WINNER
jakehammer
jakehammer
RUNNERS-UP:
gardenlover
and LobodeSanPedro
Pussy and Cock
Poetry Contest Description
Oh my God! Get your head out of the gutter and write a poem about the picture!
http://i425.photobucket.com/albums/pp333/LisaM0214/catrooster_zps16799c3a.jpg
It's a cat and a chicken-rooster, for Christ-sake---what did you think this was???
One week, no collabs, any style/length--write about the nice kitty and chicken in the photo. First thing that comes to mind? What are they saying to each other? Etc., etc....
It's a cat and a chicken-rooster, for Christ-sake---what did you think this was???
One week, no collabs, any style/length--write about the nice kitty and chicken in the photo. First thing that comes to mind? What are they saying to each other? Etc., etc....
Anonymous
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The pussy said to the cock
I am tired
been watching the dirty birds peck away today
lick me please
The cock responded
my tongue is tired
I have been licking all the corn from the cow shit
left behind by the overpowering queen beasts
let me use my “pecker” instead
The pussy agreed
The morale of the story as I see it is, even though they had many differences, at the end of the day all the pussy needed was a “pecker”. Great Comp, thank you
I am tired
been watching the dirty birds peck away today
lick me please
The cock responded
my tongue is tired
I have been licking all the corn from the cow shit
left behind by the overpowering queen beasts
let me use my “pecker” instead
The pussy agreed
The morale of the story as I see it is, even though they had many differences, at the end of the day all the pussy needed was a “pecker”. Great Comp, thank you
The Cats thoughts:
I stare at the swollen cock
wanting to devour every inch of it
craving the feeling it would give me deep inside my belly
might even suck on those feet
don’t judge me
we all have a little freak inside
The Cocks thoughts:
I stare at this huge pussy
it larger than I’m used to
can defiantly tell she’s been around the block
oh what sexy eyes she has
sure I’ll pet it
but I’m damn sure not going to eat it
I stare at the swollen cock
wanting to devour every inch of it
craving the feeling it would give me deep inside my belly
might even suck on those feet
don’t judge me
we all have a little freak inside
The Cocks thoughts:
I stare at this huge pussy
it larger than I’m used to
can defiantly tell she’s been around the block
oh what sexy eyes she has
sure I’ll pet it
but I’m damn sure not going to eat it
First let me say to Madame Lavender, great photo to begin this Competition, something about the way the pussy cat is looking...
Title:
Two Big Cocks, Big Rooster and Big Hen on Pussy
Ding Ding Ding and the match begun
In a cock fight, may the best "animal" win
There was pussy, pussy cat's a grown up roaring lion
Wanna be a big girl and play wit big dawgs, just don't understand
There were cocks, birds have feathers
They use them to tickle pussy cat, to death
At first pussy laughs, tickled
But Big Rooster appears helps her sober up
Near and far flocking together
Wipe off the wet pussy lips, cos it spat when it opened it's mouth
So loud the wings of the cocks
They give head noggin thumps!
Grown and sexy getting it on
Hearing sexual moaning, got their glass eye glasses pressed to the wall
Neighbors, nosy turned on by a rumble
Ever hear a pussy wild, in the wild, an alley fight?
Pussy don't really play wit cocks, they know better cos of BIG HEN, THE ring master surely
It would be a hard cock fight
Yes, BIG HEN cos friction burns the pussy to pieces
Until the pussy cums no more
Such a shame, so much cocking around
Pussy caught a cold, feeling like giving in
A disaster, pussy won't recover from, she breaks
Ding Ding Ding the match has been won
...and I laugh I'm a peeping Tom!
Title:
Two Big Cocks, Big Rooster and Big Hen on Pussy
Ding Ding Ding and the match begun
In a cock fight, may the best "animal" win
There was pussy, pussy cat's a grown up roaring lion
Wanna be a big girl and play wit big dawgs, just don't understand
There were cocks, birds have feathers
They use them to tickle pussy cat, to death
At first pussy laughs, tickled
But Big Rooster appears helps her sober up
Near and far flocking together
Wipe off the wet pussy lips, cos it spat when it opened it's mouth
So loud the wings of the cocks
They give head noggin thumps!
Grown and sexy getting it on
Hearing sexual moaning, got their glass eye glasses pressed to the wall
Neighbors, nosy turned on by a rumble
Ever hear a pussy wild, in the wild, an alley fight?
Pussy don't really play wit cocks, they know better cos of BIG HEN, THE ring master surely
It would be a hard cock fight
Yes, BIG HEN cos friction burns the pussy to pieces
Until the pussy cums no more
Such a shame, so much cocking around
Pussy caught a cold, feeling like giving in
A disaster, pussy won't recover from, she breaks
Ding Ding Ding the match has been won
...and I laugh I'm a peeping Tom!
Anonymous
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Pussy and the Cock
I run this hen-house; I've a harem of hens
no Minnie-Mouse, or balls of yarn to play
I'm use to two in the bush, devour another lover sour puss
three blind.. and tree climbs consume your day
claws and paws, puss-in-boots, pussy enthralls proof
gnaw, bruise and pause, but do not wring my chickens necks
do not break, nor forsake my precious pecks
your feline fangs.. cluck.. cluck.. I'll fly your fur
purr-fect partridge please your putang
call me rooster-ride and pecking pride
I'll be your charming farmer, you'll be my Bengal bang
wet my fine feathers with your tongue beside
taste this cock before you take my fowl,
pecking pecker.. just cluck me now!
cock-a-doodle dew with chicken chow
call me mittens stricken with chicken fever
I'm your kitten smitten with a Chickadee sitting in
cat scratch fever attached that lickin' deceiver
cut those claws or I'll strut these taloned flaws
mocking mood of your mew; Mickey you so need
we shall find your feline fire.. meow.. meow.. your lover foul..
scratching dirt for worms, strutting flirt
Rhode Island Red, tabby-tigress said.. grrroowl!
my drool, other than sensual lover fool.. bestiality
beware, I may be hungry, pretend you're a tom and you wish to alley-cat me
pretend I'm a hen and slap those spurs on
my beak buried in your puff.. peeping sure enough, you're my freaky furry furious fluff
catastrophic cockamamie collusion combined cockscombs with feline fur
fascinating cat conniptions with mangled Manx manipulations
shifting fate, clucking curse, feathers and fur fly absurd
cat eyeing me hungrily, I'll go the route seductively as the berserk bird
spitting, hissing she's not quitting the femme fatale foe fittingly, howling ho's ferocious
mother clucker you're the sucker for kitty titties smothered in
cat nip and corned-cream; sad fact is, I'll hit that snatch as you cat-nap
your feline whiskers tickle fickled feathers of mine as I grab that neck by your knap
I'm the cock that crows at dawn, paw me pussy my sweet purring pawn
away your prey flies today to watch the nest, my hens in regret
boring bordello I'm use to, but I'll live and not be kitty's stew
feathered deception of the past; my name is not Leda's sin
nor Zeus, yours.. more the truth, unless lightening bolts..
better appear out of my ass!.. laughing lover graphic Lolita's grin
cheshire smiles desire, as the dominatrix tigress temper subsides timid
a coupled cluck with a troubled tabby cat locked in love livid
you know who jumped over the moon.. she spotted us entwined
I don't mind being cooped up, impromptu rendezvous with what?
my tigger has her cock and my forty-five's velocity is rocking this pussy's curiosity
banging soon to be a litter of a dozen eggs, hatching furry-chicks with fangs!
jakehammer
I run this hen-house; I've a harem of hens
no Minnie-Mouse, or balls of yarn to play
I'm use to two in the bush, devour another lover sour puss
three blind.. and tree climbs consume your day
claws and paws, puss-in-boots, pussy enthralls proof
gnaw, bruise and pause, but do not wring my chickens necks
do not break, nor forsake my precious pecks
your feline fangs.. cluck.. cluck.. I'll fly your fur
purr-fect partridge please your putang
call me rooster-ride and pecking pride
I'll be your charming farmer, you'll be my Bengal bang
wet my fine feathers with your tongue beside
taste this cock before you take my fowl,
pecking pecker.. just cluck me now!
cock-a-doodle dew with chicken chow
call me mittens stricken with chicken fever
I'm your kitten smitten with a Chickadee sitting in
cat scratch fever attached that lickin' deceiver
cut those claws or I'll strut these taloned flaws
mocking mood of your mew; Mickey you so need
we shall find your feline fire.. meow.. meow.. your lover foul..
scratching dirt for worms, strutting flirt
Rhode Island Red, tabby-tigress said.. grrroowl!
my drool, other than sensual lover fool.. bestiality
beware, I may be hungry, pretend you're a tom and you wish to alley-cat me
pretend I'm a hen and slap those spurs on
my beak buried in your puff.. peeping sure enough, you're my freaky furry furious fluff
catastrophic cockamamie collusion combined cockscombs with feline fur
fascinating cat conniptions with mangled Manx manipulations
shifting fate, clucking curse, feathers and fur fly absurd
cat eyeing me hungrily, I'll go the route seductively as the berserk bird
spitting, hissing she's not quitting the femme fatale foe fittingly, howling ho's ferocious
mother clucker you're the sucker for kitty titties smothered in
cat nip and corned-cream; sad fact is, I'll hit that snatch as you cat-nap
your feline whiskers tickle fickled feathers of mine as I grab that neck by your knap
I'm the cock that crows at dawn, paw me pussy my sweet purring pawn
away your prey flies today to watch the nest, my hens in regret
boring bordello I'm use to, but I'll live and not be kitty's stew
feathered deception of the past; my name is not Leda's sin
nor Zeus, yours.. more the truth, unless lightening bolts..
better appear out of my ass!.. laughing lover graphic Lolita's grin
cheshire smiles desire, as the dominatrix tigress temper subsides timid
a coupled cluck with a troubled tabby cat locked in love livid
you know who jumped over the moon.. she spotted us entwined
I don't mind being cooped up, impromptu rendezvous with what?
my tigger has her cock and my forty-five's velocity is rocking this pussy's curiosity
banging soon to be a litter of a dozen eggs, hatching furry-chicks with fangs!
jakehammer
The rooster was king of the roost
The cat kept the vermin reduced
They each had their function
Which they did with compunction
Until they realised the truth
The cat felt she was despised
The cock's crowing was not prized
So they formed an alliance
Of outright defiance
No crowing or mousing advised
Their owners then did not wake
So they got to work very late
The house filled with mice
Which was not very nice
Their lives began to disintegrate
They realised what was their defect
Started treating the pair with respect
Crowing again in the morning
The mice caught without warning
Life again was nearly perfect
The cat kept the vermin reduced
They each had their function
Which they did with compunction
Until they realised the truth
The cat felt she was despised
The cock's crowing was not prized
So they formed an alliance
Of outright defiance
No crowing or mousing advised
Their owners then did not wake
So they got to work very late
The house filled with mice
Which was not very nice
Their lives began to disintegrate
They realised what was their defect
Started treating the pair with respect
Crowing again in the morning
The mice caught without warning
Life again was nearly perfect