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anna_grin
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step on a crackhead break your mammas back
arortiz73
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I told Brian to return my thoughts, he was unresponsive.
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Ted Kennedy was discovered to have thrown a hooker in a river. Swing'n a miss!
dartford
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I write what
ever comes
into my
head...
someone
is fucking
with your
brain, you
said...
ever comes
into my
head...
someone
is fucking
with your
brain, you
said...
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How about these three?
She was in a quandary as to how many lovers to admit
Whether life is worth living depends on the liver
Time flies? You cannot; they go too quickly
She was in a quandary as to how many lovers to admit
Whether life is worth living depends on the liver
Time flies? You cannot; they go too quickly
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I thought my horses
should have a vote
on how the farm
was run
But they just
said neigh
that I was a
stable enough
manager
should have a vote
on how the farm
was run
But they just
said neigh
that I was a
stable enough
manager
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Printing
I lost a finger at the printing press
fortunately for me my dad doesn't read the bloody paper.
my mom didn't notice until a year later
when she caught me masturbating
go figure.
I lost a finger at the printing press
fortunately for me my dad doesn't read the bloody paper.
my mom didn't notice until a year later
when she caught me masturbating
go figure.
arortiz73
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Horse Affairs
I was foal of shit 'cause
the mare kicked our ass as a little horse.
My sister wasn't fawned of her either.
She tried to filly her up, but "neigh,"
she squealed so loud everyone heard.
The mare whinnied in the end though
when I courted her ass to pony her firm
for all it's worth, since the 'reinment
kept our asse's tied up after the bridle,
and she drove my mustang 'til it broke.
All I got was a new colt out of the deal.
So, I'll raise that trigger to the best of my knowledge,
and let it go.
Hay, words to the wise ass,
horse affairs are best saddled discretely before a bridle.
That's the corral.
I was foal of shit 'cause
the mare kicked our ass as a little horse.
My sister wasn't fawned of her either.
She tried to filly her up, but "neigh,"
she squealed so loud everyone heard.
The mare whinnied in the end though
when I courted her ass to pony her firm
for all it's worth, since the 'reinment
kept our asse's tied up after the bridle,
and she drove my mustang 'til it broke.
All I got was a new colt out of the deal.
So, I'll raise that trigger to the best of my knowledge,
and let it go.
Hay, words to the wise ass,
horse affairs are best saddled discretely before a bridle.
That's the corral.
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congrats catlady!
great job everyone!
great job everyone!