Poetry competition CLOSED 22nd October 2013 2:34am
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catlady
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poet Anonymous

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anna_grin
grin
Fire of Insight
7awards
Joined 24th Mar 2013
Forum Posts: 1348

step on a crackhead break your mammas back

arortiz73
A.R.
Twisted Dreamer
United States 1awards
Joined 24th Sep 2013
Forum Posts: 154

I told Brian to return my thoughts, he was unresponsive.

poet Anonymous

Ted Kennedy was discovered to have thrown a hooker in a river. Swing'n a miss!

dartford
Paul S...
Dangerous Mind
United Kingdom 13awards
Joined 13th June 2013
Forum Posts: 98

I write what
ever comes

into my
head...

someone
is fucking

with your
brain, you

said...

poet Anonymous

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gardenlover
Thought Provoker
United Kingdom 5awards
Joined 19th Aug 2012
Forum Posts: 239

How about these three?



She was in a quandary as to how many lovers to admit

Whether life is worth living depends on the liver

Time flies? You cannot; they go too quickly

catlady
Thought Provoker
3awards
Joined 28th June 2012
Forum Posts: 58

I thought my horses
should have a vote
on how the farm
was run
But they just
said neigh
that I was a
stable enough
manager

13
Dangerous Mind
India 17awards
Joined 25th June 2011
Forum Posts: 663

Printing

I lost a finger at the printing press
fortunately for me my dad doesn't read the bloody paper.
my mom didn't notice until a year later
when she caught me masturbating
go figure.

arortiz73
A.R.
Twisted Dreamer
United States 1awards
Joined 24th Sep 2013
Forum Posts: 154

Horse Affairs

I was foal of shit 'cause
the mare kicked our ass as a little horse.
My sister wasn't fawned of her either.
She tried to filly her up, but "neigh,"
she squealed so loud everyone heard.
The mare whinnied in the end though
when I courted her ass to pony her firm
for all it's worth, since the 'reinment
kept our asse's tied up after the bridle,
and she drove my mustang 'til it broke.
All I got was a new colt out of the deal.
So, I'll raise that trigger to the best of my knowledge,
and let it go.

Hay, words to the wise ass,
horse affairs are best saddled discretely before a bridle.
That's the corral.

13
Dangerous Mind
India 17awards
Joined 25th June 2011
Forum Posts: 663

congrats catlady!
great job everyone!

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