PUMP IRON~YOU ARE A BODYBUILDER!

Baby, feel my biceps

Rubbing Pam throughout
Every muscle on my copper
Toned body for a shine
To catch the light just right
Tonight. To articulate
The definition of what
A man to the nth degree
Looks like making bitches
Out of the other posers.

The fruits of my labor gained
From the grunting of the strain,
The sweet burn after the last
Barbell clangs on the concrete.
From the needle on my ass,
Through the powders and pills,
Tonight the long and lonely
Exercise of diehard diligence
Ejaculates in gladiator scale.

It was never about sand on face
On some forlorn beach with bullies
Whipping towels on my bony butt.
You wouldn't look at me unless I
Stood larger than life. A cartoon
Character.  An action figure.
I will flex for many eyes on stage
Tonight but yours are the only
Pair I ever cared to impress.