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Worst Poem You Ever Wrote

Deontejordan
Lonely Otaku
Fire of Insight
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Joined 4th Nov 2011
Forum Posts: 702

Poetry Contest

Publish your worst prose. Ever.
Only old, no new.
1 entry per poet.
I don't mean bad as in "Oh, she dies in the end." I mean bad as in you look at it and laugh at yourself every time you read it.
If you deleted yours.. shame..
Get corny!

NYRA
Strange Creature
United States
Joined 3rd Aug 2012
Forum Posts: 3

I just remember the first few lines..

Camden, Camden is where I live
People here are so negative
Im sometimes scared to laugh and play because I may not see another day

I wrote that when I was like 8 or 9..My how Ive evolved..ha

JimmBGrace
Twisted Dreamer
Canada 1awards
Joined 21st July 2012
Forum Posts: 20

Strawberry Cheese Cake
Great
even taking a piss
feels like a journey
to your soul
how beautiful it is
to feel your insides
wet and soft
not at all disgusting as
i forethought
cheese cake, creamy and sweet
flavored cherry
your taste is surprisingly
earthy

here goes...

poet Anonymous

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Whitewand6
Dangerous Mind
India 15awards
Joined 1st Nov 2011
Forum Posts: 2259

I am slightly confounded between 'Worst Poem you ever wrote' and 'Publish your worst prose.'

lepperochan
CraicDealer
Tyrant of Words
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Joined 1st Apr 2011
Forum Posts: 8459

You'll figure it out Sinbad, Intelligent that you are

Duncan
Duncan Alexander
Dangerous Mind
South Africa 1awards
Joined 4th May 2010
Forum Posts: 2018

Pain

Life is a vat of hurt and pain
The only end of that
Is the end of lifes game
And deaths coming to reclaim

Published 6th May 2010 6:52pm  
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It's almost scary how bleak this was. Beyond that I would judge it as my worst piece.

Whitewand6
Dangerous Mind
India 15awards
Joined 1st Nov 2011
Forum Posts: 2259

lepperochan said:You'll figure it out Sinbad, Intelligent that you are

Eamon. Not this time. Too many dutch blokes around me.
[shakes head]

JadieAngelik
Poison Penmanship
Thought Provoker
United States
Joined 14th Apr 2012
Forum Posts: 326

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
why write a love poem,
when I can just fuck you


Deontejordan
Lonely Otaku
Fire of Insight
United States 2awards
Joined 4th Nov 2011
Forum Posts: 702

JadieAngelik said:Roses are red,
violets are blue,
why write a love poem,
when I can just fuck you

DUDE! can i have your permission to use that??

JadieAngelik
Poison Penmanship
Thought Provoker
United States
Joined 14th Apr 2012
Forum Posts: 326

Deontejordan said:[quote-118177-JadieAngelik]Roses are red,
violets are blue,
why write a love poem,
when I can just fuck you

DUDE! can i have your permission to use that??[/quote]

of course

JadieAngelik
Poison Penmanship
Thought Provoker
United States
Joined 14th Apr 2012
Forum Posts: 326

O.o

DiamondDustMirror
The White Rabbit
Twisted Dreamer
Malaysia 8awards
Joined 12th June 2012
Forum Posts: 64

Food For Thought
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Of all the things that were meant to be,
What if they weren't?
If fish to swim high in the sky,
And birds fly down below.

The days would turn like a hamster wheel,
Back and forth it would rock,
If you could live each day with a different start,
Our loved ones would never have to part.

If food were as common as grass and moss,
Growing off trees like parasites,
If water was the morning light that floods the dawn,
And the sea of air which land floats.

What if things that weren't to be,
Were what we are?
Animals that run its wheel smaller and smaller,
That throws food into a fire.

That hit one another with stones and boulders,
And tumble into naught but oblivion,
That worship ancient shiny rocks,
And numbers that burst from two to a kazillion.

That creates evil and uses it against each other in the name of good,
That sheds its own blood for pride and glory,
Thats willing to destroy himself to obtain what he creates,
That freely picks his own dictator to bring him ruin.

If this madness is our sanity,
Then when CAN we be insane?
When can we make whats not to be, to be,
If it wasn't but it was?
And when can we make whats possible to be IMPOSSIBLE,

marcella1
Fire of Insight
United States 2awards
Joined 30th Dec 2011
Forum Posts: 417

Being a bit egotistical, selfish, I can say, with absolute certainty:  I have never written a "worst poem."  My muse told me so.

Whitewand6
Dangerous Mind
India 15awards
Joined 1st Nov 2011
Forum Posts: 2259

still confused. prose and poetry. can it be seamless or what.

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